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Shitty Prompt #47

Parent A: Sweetheart, can you please stop tweeting threats about your Store Manager, they're gonna find out and you're gonna get fired and then you can't work there anymore.

Teenager A: *confused* I literally have no idea what you're talking about, I would never do that.

Parent A: Oh really? *Pulls up tweet* So you didn't say "Fuck my boss, bro, taking me off the fuckin schedule when I'm literally the only one doing my fuckin job. I stg I'm gonna fight this bitch fr #knuckinifyoubuckinho".

Teenager A: Yeah, no, I didn't say that.

Parent B: *walking in* Dude, I think my boss just found my private Twitter account.

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Shitty Prompt #46

Person A: I hate it when you leave the house looking like that, you know I don't like the way those other people stare at you.

Person B: *Smirks* Babe, don't be jealous, you know I'm all yours. You don't have to worry about losing me, you're the only one I want.

Person A: *Watching Person B adjust the sandwich costume on their body* That's not really what I... You know what? Whatever makes you happy, sweetheart.

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Shitty Prompt #45

Person A: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Person B:*Tied up to a chair* Please let me go, whoever you are. I just wanna see my family again!

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Shitty Prompt #44

Parent A: So, you got a girlfriend?

A and B's Teenager: No.

Parent A: Boyfriend?

A and B's Teenager: No.

Parent A: Any special They/Them friend? You seeing anyone at all?

A and B's Teenager: No. I'm not seeing anyone.

Parent A: *Crying* I told you, Parent B. I told you we were raising a swagless loser who gets no bitches!

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I'm Sorry I Can't Talk Right Now I'm Watching River Monsters with Jeremy Wade.

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I’ve Shed More Tears for Anime Characters Than I Have Some Deceased Relatives.

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Don't Speak To Me If You've Never Crushed Up a Pack of Ramen, Poured the Flavoring In, Shook It Up and Then Ate It Like a Bag of Crunchy Chips.

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Shitty Prompt #43

Person A is the one who constantly gets their arm stuck in a vending machine. Person B is the one who has to come help get their arm out every single time. 

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Hi! Can you help me with a color palette for green? Like, some natural , light green... ?

Sure thing, here's a few. Hope these work!!

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Shitty Prompt #42

Person A is a hotdog vendor who is forced to comfort Person B, a crying person in their wedding dress/suit who just got left at the altar. Person A is a loner who has never cared about anyone’s feelings but their own. Person B is a social butterfly who is overly emotional who cares about everyone’s feelings but their own.

Bonus if you reverse it and A is the overly emotional one while B is usually the stoic one.

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Shitty Prompt #41

Person A: I’m looking for someone good looking, fun and not toxic. I just want someone who completes me and finishes my sentences and isn’t afraid of commitment, you know what I mean? I want stability and not just emotionally but also financially. Do you think you could provide that?

Person B: This is a Walgreens. But I can give you my employee discount if that means you’ll leave faster.

Person A: Money conscious, good looking and committed to your work. Maybe Walgreens does have everything. Are you seeing anyone by chance?

Person B:*over the intercom* Security to register three please.

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Goblins Are Real. And There's Really No Ifs, Ands or Buts About It.

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This Kid the Other Day Looked at My Kakegurui Shirt, the Anime About the Gay Lady Gamblers, and He Pointed at Me, Gasped and Went “My Hero Academia!” and I Have Thought About That Moment Every Goddamn Day Since It Happened. 

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Been Watching So Much Anime That Every Once in a While I Have to Watch Real People or I Forget What They Look Like.

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One Time I Read a Cute Fanfic and Ended Up Going To The Author’s Profile To See If They Wrote More Stuff Like That. And Every Fic on Their Page, No Lie, Was Tagged With Some of the Sickest, Most Fucked Up Shit I've Ever Read in My Entire Life. And I've Read a Lot of Fucked Shit. But Like, It Led Me Down This Rabbit Hole Where I Went To See All of Their Bookmarked Fics, Which of Course Were Mostly Gross. Then I Found Their Twitter Which Was Infinitely Worse Than Their AO3 Account. It Had Fanart and Just Posts Detailing All The Weird and Fucked Up Kinks They're Into That They HAVEN'T Written Yet. And All of Their Friends Were Even Grosser and I Was Like "What the Fuck? How the Fuck Are Y'all Not In Jail?" and So Now I'm Debating Whether or Not I Should Keep Up with Them Like They're Some Sort of Fucked Up Kardashians or Something.

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I was so excited to post this that I completely forgot to mention that I could not have come out of the closet to my grandma if my cousin hadn’t finally told our grandparents and her parents that she’s transgender first. I am literally so happy that she’s finally able to be herself instead of feeling like she has to hide who she is. I’ve waited years to be able to call her by her real name and use her proper pronouns in front of our family and now that the time’s finally come  I’m so happy for her and so fucking proud of her.  🏳‍⚧ 🏳‍⚧ 🏳‍⚧ 🏳‍⚧

So this is, again, me taking the opportunity to remind any transphobes who happen to follow me something very important.

This is not, and never fucking will be, a safe space for you. 

Big Note

Just came out as bisexual to my grandma, the alive one, and she was like “Yeah, I kinda knew when we went to get old timey photos taken and you didn’t want to dress as a saloon girl like the rest of us and chose to dress as a cowboy instead.” Like damn, guess I’m bisexy’all now.

🤠💗💜💙🤠

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It’s Been Literal Years but I Still Think About That Gerard Way Prostate Tweet Nearly Every Goddamn Day of My Life.