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warringpeace:

ltmcgivers replied to your post “ltmcgivers replied to your post: …”

and of course theyll need repeat performances for control testing

                 — and use different environments to see how well he holds up                       in various situations.

and positions, legs around waist, sitting on his shoulder, from behind, have to be thorough.

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Give me your sleepy kisses. Your legs intertwined with mine. Your head on my chest, fingers exploring my body. Give me all your dreams and vulnerability and know it’s safe in my heart.

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Restless energy prickles just beneath her skin, days had passed into weeks and was about to turn into months that she had been stranded centuries into the past. Days were spent trying not to unravel the fabric of time, or getting herself killed by the man who would become her husband, and nights missing and plotting for to get back to her own time. After breakfast, the compounds inhabitants still treating her presence like commodity, she seeks out Khan, not so startled now when she sees the different features but the same posture, the same confident walk and turn of phrase. Getting him to spar with her was easy enough, she used the tried and true method of goading him into it with a miss of challenge, teasing and a healthy dose of betting. Honestly, the man couldn’t pass up a challenge, especially one he thought was already won.  

So in her borrow clothes, a little too long at the leg and baggy around the middle and arms, she puts up her curls in a ponytail, cursing the heat that made them frizz and tangle unless she brushed them out each morning, and gets into a standard issue fighting stance. He’s incredibly fast, even pulling his punches the force behind his strikes is incredible. It’s nothing new to her, she’s used to this level of intensity, and so she tries to ease back into the flow of sparring with an Augment, waiting for even a split second of an opening. “You know, I thought you’d be better then this.” Sweat rolling down over her temple, she tries to keep her voice from sounding breathless, knowing that if he were to switch gears to increase his speed, he’d have a split second opening she could take advantage of. 

( @superiorambition ) 

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2, 4, 6, 8 [ from khan ]

@warringpeace —— meme ( sinday asks ) 

2. Are they sexually active?

As often as possible. Marla has a very hedonistic outlook when it comes to sex, she doesn’t assign any sort of special feelings to it, a fling is a fling and shes a pro at the one night stand. It’s not rare for her to keep more then one lover at a time, she’s got a healthy libido. Monogamy really isn’t in her vocabulary until she meets Khan, which is where things get real weird for our girl.

4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in?

Oh God, picking just one is hard, cause she is very comfortable with both nudity and her sexuality, but she does take her job and position at Starfleet very seriously. So she’s discreet not for any feelings of shame, but more because she is a professional and wants to keep her job by merit. THAT being said, she has had sex in the Academy Libraries, and down in Engineering's dark corners against a wall or two, over the desk in the big conference room...

6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience?

As much as it pains her to say this out loud, her best sex experience is with Khan, because she knows it will go right to his head and that boy doesn’t need any more positive reinforcement that he rocks her world. It was a rather memorable day (and we are talking hours and hours here) of teasing, body worship and a lot of acrobatic sex that left her pretty much passed out by the end. 

As for worst, she once took part in a threesome that turned rather too rough for her taste, and it put her off being tied up, or bondage play for a while. And she wouldn’t allow herself to be tied up by anyone again until she is in a VERY trusting position with them. 

8. Have they ever been caught having sex?

Yes, when she was younger and before Starfleet she got caught having sex more then once, but keep in mind she lived in the Mars Colony and is one of five children, so privacy wasn’t a huge thing. And....she and Khan can get adventurous when choosing locations (i.e needing each other immediately.) 

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Sinday Asks

1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?

2. Are they sexually active?

3. When was the last time they had sex?

4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)

5. Do they masturbate often?

6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience? 

7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?

8. Have they ever been caught having sex?

9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.

10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.

11. How long can they live without sex?

12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?

13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?

14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?

15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.

16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)

17.  How long can they last before they cum?

18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?

19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.

20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?

21. How old were they when they learned about sex?

22. How does their foreplay go down?

23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?

24. How does their afterglow look like?

25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.

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superiorambition:

Intercepted Message from McGivers, Marla — ( @ltmcgivers )

A devilish smirk crossed the augment’s lips as the red-head’s taunts fell apart in front of their eyes — it was cute, the way she hid in embarrassment; but not cute enough to spare her from his own teasing at her glorious failure. The game, an old earth one, was one he had only encountered a few times but it turned out that he had developed quite the knack for it. It required a physical component, mixed with an understanding of simple physics. Once Marla had corrected his stance & shown him how to hold the cue — it had been easy. Throw a couple of drinks into the mix, & the game had been born.

“ prepare to owe me big time, mcgivers. ” he mocks lightly, positioning himself & the cue. Angling himself just so with a flourish, milking his victory for all it was worth. He tried not to think about how much he needed to win — it had been far too long since he could claim victory over anything in his life. Instead, he focused on Marla & her defeat. With grand showmanship, he made his move & watched as the ball sunk just as intended. “ how does it feel to be bested by, what was that phrase??? a klondike bar??? ”

Chances of him not making the shot would be minuscule unless he were to throw the game, which was highly unlikely with the competitive edge and ego on him, or if she could distract him. Too much pride to stoop low enough to do that, remembering a time when distracting him had been half the fun and ended up with usually a whole night of distractions, she shakes herself mentally away from that. John Harrison was gone, and she mourned him, and in his place was Khan Noonien Singh who she still wasn’t sure about, but couldn’t deny the dangerous draw of him. A man out of time, a piece of history itself, the face of an old lover and the steady gaze of someone who was lost and needed to be found. He was a heady mix of things she needed to stay away from but she’d never been good about not indulging herself. 

Taking up her cocktail, she’s not sure if this is drink four or five, she takes a sip of the sweet concoction and watches as the eight ball finds its home in a pocket. “I think the Klondike bar would have been quieter about it, and you know—delicious.” Taking another sip of her drink to cover up her little slip of the tongue, considering she knew exactly what he tasted like in more then one way, she rolls her shoulders back and prepares for whatever he was going to dish out, having won the game. “So, a bets a bet. What exactly do you want? It was a carte blanche deal. Name your price, Singh.” 

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101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101: "…They just grow up so fast."

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I know I may seem like another bookworm to you guys.

But I can stand my own

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send me five times kissed for a drabble about five times our muses kissed

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❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞ ( she's not sorry lol )

“Mika, what is best in life?” Raising her shot glass, some liquor that tastes vaguely like tequila but might not be exactly for human consumption sloshes as her jerky movements are made sloppier by her laughter. “Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN.” With a warriros cry, she throws back a shot, and then the next two her fellow historian had lined up for her. Flushed, glassy eyed and thoroughly enjoying her shore leave, she wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and hiccups, breaking into a brief string of giggles. “Okay, okay, now we do Stallone.”

( @makeshistory )

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❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

Glancing over her shoulder at him, she gives him a pointed look and then looks back at the problem before her. It was coming down to the wire, and some how she still felt like she was being toyed with, like the favored prey of a cat who wanted to see his meal squirm before going in for the kill. “I was hustling pool in the Mars Colony when you were still doing your best impression of a Klondike bar. Now hush, I’m trying to win a bet here.”  Inhaling softly, she holds the cure loosely in her grasp, supporting it in the space between thumb and forefinger. All she needed to do was sink another ball and then make the called shot for the eight ball and she would win. 

Cocking back the cue, she makes her shot and watches as the cue ball hits the bright orange three call and comes millimeters of being sunk. Groaning she lets herself hunch over the pool table, forehead smacking the green velvet. So close, so fucking close, she doesn’t want to raise her head and see the smug look on his face, but a bet was a bet. “Alright, Singh, you make the eight ball, and you get to deal of the consequences for the loser.” 

( @superiorambition )

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high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞