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The room will be vibrating it will seem like there's a car inside of Rung's bedroom.

For your consideration:

Rung renovated the main rooms of the house to have wider windows, so that all the cats can nap in the sunbeams at once.

Also consider:

During the winter, Rung keeps his bedroom door open, and all the cats will cuddle with him to keep warm during the night. There are many squished organs and sore backs, but he finds it worth it.

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So the results are in and people have stated that this pathetic loser equally loves them all, well at least he isn't picky, a redeeming quality.

So the next question will be his first romance series

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im trying to find your au where sentinel gets adopted by starscream, do you have a masterpost that makes things easier to find?

https://www.tumblr.com/panboba/780322191765078016/i-had-an-au-simply-because-i-was-bored-imagine-it?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/panboba/780463015672840192/chapter-2-starscreams-favorite-thing-to-do-is?source=share

Here there are. There's only two chapters. Chapter three is hard to write because I kind of lost interest. I'll try to finish this week before entering college (no promises made, by the way)

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Alright, I once headcanon that tfa Sentinel would secretly be a shoujo/romance reader/watcher because he's a stupid pathetic jerk with no rizz whatsoever. So I'll make this poll

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How does it feel wanting to see any new fics of Sentop/sentoprarachnia on ao3:

Also me when finding a recent Sentijazz fic: OH FINALLY!!!! Something to eat!!! I wonder what it is-

*it's 134 words*

(Also, this isn't a slander to the author. The fic was good. I just wish it was a bit longer cause I'm feeling greedy and gluttonous)

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I need Sentinel and Optimus to see an animatronic. I would want them to interact with AI. Sentinel and Optimus would lowkey feel weird about it. It looks like it's alive but it's not, I guess it's like seeing a skinwalker.

I also want them to see robotic media like I robot, terminator, wall-e, real steel. Sentinel would absolutely hate it, he would so offended when he realizes humans use robots as objects like weapons and servant stuff. He would absolutely love to play Detroit Become Human. I also need him and Optimus to play fnaf and Doki Doki Literature Club

Optimus on the other hand, wouldn't develop personal beef like Sentinel more like concerned that humans would make the worst decisions ever and realized humans can be malicious. He prefers to watch robot child movies like Iron Giant.

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Ngl, I headcanon if Sentinel is having mental breakdown or is traumatized, Blackarachnia would do a horrible job in comforting him. Like if Sentinel is traumatized from something, Blackarachnia would make a joke about it, not out of malice but like because she thinks humor can be comforting. Or worse, she could show Sentinel some messed up stuff and think he could be desensitized just like she did when she joined the Decepticons. This however backfires and made Sentinel be disgusted with her and be scared of her. Blackarachnia at this point would start to get stressed and either leave Sentinel to cry himself to sleep or she could somehow retrieve edibles and give it to him by saying along the lines like, "eat this so you can feel better".

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Sentinel is going to become a waterfall when laying the eggs. If he's struggling to push, then the reader will suck on his node and have him sobbed and moan very loud, he will finally push an egg out once he overloads, squirting onto the reader's face. Reader just praises Sentinel, as Sentinel still has some eggs in him that need to be pushed out. It's a good thing the reader is there to help him.

With all the spider talk I once again wish we had a canonical spider Sentinel to add to the tfa spider pile but instead I offer Reader and Sentinel being passed around by their spider lovers, both getting egg-pregged into oblivion. Imagine sitting on Sentinel’s face and rubbing your swollen belly as you take a break from getting pounded while he both Arachnus and BlackArachnia lay more of their eggs in him. He’s trying his hardest to lick at you but its hard to focus with the other two rearranging his insides. When both of you are ready to lay BA and Arachnus make sure the webs are secure and cozy, rubbing at both of your stomachs and trying to make you as comfortable as possible.

The laying process of course gets even more erotic because not only do you have the way wonderful touches and soft coos of praise as you both lay, but Sentinel is a practically a show. Whining, squirming, puffy valve drooling lubricant and his spike drips. If it wasn’t for the careful hands keeping you steady as you lay your own clutch, you’d want to be on him, licking and sucking, and its clear from the little glances that he feels the same way about you too. While after laying it's probably best to avoid penetration it certainly isn’t going to stop this group from going again until everyone is satisfied, including two very pent up spiders 💜

anon I'm biting you so hard rn you have no idea

I love Sentinel being overwhelmed - he's the star of the show (aka the attention whore) - who makes just the cutest noises when laying the eggs

Also, I assume their ovipositors have quite the peculiar anatomy. They go from a thick base to a thin tip - so even if you can't take Arachnus's entire spike, you can sure fit part of it in - and you can actually watch his ovipositor extend and shrink as the eggs are pushed into you

Oh and, these spiders lay A LOT of eggs - so many, like holy shit. A human hole can only take so many, and even if Sentinel ends up taking the brunt of it, these two sure ain't finished after one round

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Imagine the trio having a different experiences on earth life

Optimus seeing a deer just surrounding themselves by beautiful trees and flowers, having the deer expressing happiness and laying down and sleep contently

Sentinel seeing a deer and being enamored just a bit only for it to be destroyed because the deer got headshot by a hunter and then display the dead deer as a trophy

Blackarachnia seeing a deer getting eaten by a pack of wolves despite the efforts of trying to get away. Realizing that the deer lost because it's surviving skills wasn't enough to deter the pack of wolves

Their own experiences make thier own personal perspective on Earth life

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Mtmte Rodimus: I'm going to be honest with you. Where I come from is not exactly as...peaceful as yours

Tfa Sentinel: *Pssh* Rod, I can handle anything since I'm a primer prime. Besides, how bad can it be?

Tfa Sentinel after spending mtmte universe for some time:

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I feel like if Sentinel ever sees nipples he would kind of freak out. He probably thinks they're a extra pair of eyes or something dangerous that shoots out acid. Sentinel feels uncomfortable towards it until his human shows him the wonderful world of boob worshipping

TFA Sentinel resting his helm against his human's bare tits

he has no idea the connotation is sexual, he just sees it as a chassis, another regular ol' body part

If they ever tell him (because he will deny the info until they confirm it), he will die inside and refuse to look them in the eye ever again (lies)

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Both human tfa Sentinel and tfp Megatron being drunk asf

Tfa sentinel: ....I......I recently jerk off to a picture of Optimus

Tfp Megatron:..Yeah I did that shit too, even when Optimus became my enemy

Tfa sentinel:.....I have kissed Optimus in the past as a joke and I end up...liking it

Tfp Megatron: I still remember how his tongue tasted for the first time

Tfa Sentinel: I-I think I'm gay *Starts sobbing*

Tfp Megatron: You're not gay

Tfa Sentinel: *Looks up to Megatron with hopeful eyes* Really?

Tfp Megatron: Yeah, you bisexual cause you dated Elita. So you like boys and girls

Tfa Sentinel: *Cringes from the comment and face plants on the table* I hate you

Tfp Megatron: *Takes a long swig from his beer and slams it to the table* I hate you too

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KOBDSS MENTIONED❗️❗️❗️❗️WITH OP BEING ADDED TO THE POLYCULE❗️❗️❗️❗️

https://www.tumblr.com/dragqueenstarscream/791459439636086784/kobdssop-is-that-anything-i-think-it-should

OUGH the idea of KOBDSSOP makes me think of Optimus going to town on breakdown while Star and Ko watch, Breakdown is big and bulky so he’s pretty durable, which means Optimus can play a little rougher with him compared to their other partners. Imagining breakdown melting as Optimus’s fingers leave dents on his hips, slamming into him and filling him up over and over. Star and KO tease each other while watching the show, with KO eventually convincing star to get closer so they can make breakdown suck them off. By the time Optimus is finished with breakdown, his valve is a mess that KO happily pounces on to put his spike in. Star meanwhile uses his face while Optimus strokes his wings coos compliments to all his partners. If breakdown gets to sensitive, then KO and Star are happy to put on a show of their own for their worn out partners as Starscream lives up to his name on Knock out’s modded spike.

Afterwards, everyone wants to collapse in a heap, but if they don’t get up to clean, Optimus will start moving them all himself. He won’t get far if he tries to clean up their space after getting them taken care of though, as they’ll all drag him back to bed for cuddles of his own.

anon, i hope you know that you have a massive brain and i adore you for it.

breakdown being tougher and being able to withstand a pounding from optimus is fantastic, and you can't tell me knock out and starscream wouldn't love to see him get obliterated. and goodness, knock out and starscream putting on a show for their bigger partners... i'm imagining optimus having breakdown sitting in his lap, gently massaging his aching back and kissing his neck while knock out makes starscream ride his spike, making that pretty bird sing

and of course, it ends with optimus cleaning them all up, because he's the only one with energy to spare once everyone else is properly fucked out. but he's not going anywhere once everyone's clean. woe! into the cuddle pile with ye, optimus!

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I headcanon Sentinel is bisexual because he’s BI-himself! Lol am I right you guys? No? Ok I'll leave

I think if tfa Sentinel ever reached a "lowest point" in a hypothetical season 4 it would be after hes shoved literally everyone away and hes truly on his own. And I think the nail in that particular coffin would be the Jettwins leaving him, or more painfully, him shoving them away.

just a thought

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Just wanted to let ya'll know about the sentoparachnia fic the plot will be about Sentinel carrying triplets and the sires are Optimus and Blackarachnia. It will be fluff and smut, basically no hate feelings since they're a established polycule (basically this is a happy au). In the future (I will say it will take TIME cause it's lowkey difficult to write), I will be writing more towards smut with complicated feelings and hate sex

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How does it feel blocking Sentinel haters

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He looks so corny that I have the need to taser him for safety reasons

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