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And here I am, asking you out on another date! Weird form of hiding, no?

if anyone has a crush on me they’re doing a damn good job of hiding it

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Photo by Cpl Mathieu St-Amour, Canadian Armed Forces Support Unit (Ottawa) Imaging Services. © 2013 DND-MDN

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Jesus she's gonna be the death of me.

If I could die.

Which I wouldn't mind if that's how.

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... putting a name to this wouldn't be crass would it?

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This makes me laugh every. single. time.

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Uh...I was wondering if you would like to go on another date...? I hope that is not too forward of me, it is just that I enjoyed your company the last time and was hoping we could do it again? Soon?

Absolutely! I had a wonderful time as well! Forgive me for not answering sooner. Ensuring Harper doesn't embarrass us all at the G20 has taken up a lot of my time. 

Simply suggest when and where and I'll be there.

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Lud’s the one everyone always asks to open the pickle/peanut butter jars and you know it

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America: Making my way downtown

America: Walking fast

China: Hey America you owe me money-

America: Walking faster

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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

Steve Irwin (via perfect)

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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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... We don't die. I'd just "come back" or come to and kick his ass.

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No, help me!

…. You are so dead.

Everyone got on my ass for calling Gilbert out and apparently this version of him is even crazier.

…I’ll be there soon.

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Alright, whaaat the fuck.

I have never been cold-shouldered in the fucking airport terminal before in Australia.

This nonsense is starting to affect the people.

...

If this bullshit wanted to find a way to piss me off quicker, they'd found it.

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bandagedbrunet replied to your post: Oh, so this is still a thing? Well, right back...

No, help me!

.... You are so dead.

Everyone got on my ass for calling Gilbert out and apparently this version of him is even crazier.

...I'll be there soon.

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Oh, so this is still a thing?

Well, right back off tumblr we go.

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Jesus christ.

I suggest we stay the fuck away from /all of them/

I come back from Kiev and…. oh my god.

What?

What the fuck?

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.... Apparently laced with something terrifying. 

I come back from Kiev and…. oh my god.

What?

What the fuck?

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Not with you, bro. 

Whoever you are. 

I come back from Kiev and…. oh my god.

What?

What the fuck?