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Reductress headlines × She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Part 3)

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

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okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

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This is one of the more ambitious pieces I've done for a bit, and I did it on an absurd deadline, but my trans dragon back patch is done! The project ended up taking 130 hours of working time to finish, using two strands of cotton floss for both fills and outlines. The base pattern was from my own collection and was originally from 1936.

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Welcome

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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

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Would you believe this wisdom came from Facebook? Anyway send this to anyone using conservative rhetoric in leftist spaces.

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STOP TRYING TO GAME STREAMING FROM THE CLOUD A THING. MOST OF US AREN'T RICH ENOUGH TO AFFORD THE 69 GIGASHITS PER 420 TERAFARTS FAST INTERNET NEEDED TO MAKE IT TOLERABLE

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

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i definitely think protest safety info being spread around is a good thing and i also think it's always better to be safer than sorry. but unless you're in a major city, your local protest is probably going to be a group of like 30-150 people holding signs in a park. and like it's yes again it's always good to be safe over being sorry. but honestly i feel like a lot of people get intimidated by the idea of a protest and then just don't go. but, like, if you can stand (or sit! you can bring chairs!) for a few hours in a crowd of 30-150 then you're probably more prepared for a local protest than you think.

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We can refer to anything that doesn’t require horses to work as being horseless. The horseless carriage. The horseless pencil. The horseless laptop. The Horseless Large Hadron Collider.

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Juneteenth ❤️ Pride

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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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