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there should be an episode of Phineas and Ferb where Doof wants to take OWCA to court for entrapment specifically because they're making him fight a platypus, a species protected by law. and Perry just kinda raised a brow and goes with it because he wants to know how this plays out / he's playing a game of chicken with Monogram because he wants. like. better vacation time or paid sick leaves or something
Doof is fully aware that Perry is Letting This Happen. i dont know i think it could be really funny
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Imagine being so consumed by your ex that you not only run with a pack of coyotes for a while after you divorce, repeatedly kill her granddaughter’s would-be assassins, and join a life-threatening mission no questions asked, but you also get back onto the ship you used to share, and immediately think, yeah, I’ll take her bed. Daisuke you are unmatched.
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kind of obsessed with rowdy as a euphemism for queer in cloudward ho. you're rowdy. you're too loud. you cause trouble. you make me uncomfortable. you're not being how i want you to be. you go places and you do things that i don't think are proper. you don't live how i think you should live. and you're so in my face about it. you're one of those..... rowdies. like come ON that's so good.
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The submissions from my followers are top notch. Happy Pride Olethra 🏳️⚧️
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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.
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80 yo retired ex-con Papi moving “when you die, you’re dead” further down his rule list and moving “life is for living” up to rule number one got me thinkin, man
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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee
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another banger tweet reply from the man himself
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okay so the the zephyr crew has:
a very disney princess esque bright eyed transfemme who is just the most precious
a guy who's rowdiness speaks to him like a venom symbiote and also has no straight explanation for any of his behavior
an octagenarian gunslinger who joined a pack of coyotes after his divorce and who's first words when he was introduced were "dribble a little piss"
a (not great) toysmith with a haunted past and a slavic accent
a 6 foot tall butch with a sick prosthetic arm and just the most wet cat of a husband
and a famous author who's novels fell off after the fourth or fifth one
truly the adventuring party of all time
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seriously, stop demanding stuff from cc's whether it's up upload faster or you want a certain series or you want someone to hop in on a REPO game. It's making online spaces insufferable and it also makes us look like ungrateful brats. This especially applies to Life Series hype. It will happen when it happens, no sooner, no later.
The hermits should feel free to make whatever they want in the way we want, and it's our responsibility to be there when they put stuff out there and be grateful for it.
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you cannot talk about the homophobic murder of jonathan joss without including in the conversation that he is indigenous.
american indian men are at the 2nd highest risk of death by murder compared to all other ethnic groups. in their lifetimes, 82% of native men report having experienced domestic violence. yet the overwhelming majority of perpetrators are non-natives (88% of native men and 92% of native women who reported violence said their attacker was non-native). what’s more, tribal governments are often stymied in their attempts to bring justice against non-natives, meaning that many of these cases go unresolved.
this was an intersectional attack. the fact that he is indigenous matters, even if the motivation was homophobic, because it made him even more vulnerable and disposable in the eyes of his killer.
as always, look into MMIWP to learn more, and speak up for us. miigwetch, take care
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“corn fed” is a WILD way to describe a character and yet it does apply to multiple ally beardsley pcs
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