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I'm alive guys and Pan is ready for people to give hugs and attention. Pan: I SAID NO HUGS Ignore her. Sorry for the long hiatus, my life did a full 180. No longer working Retail (YAY) and now I work at a metal plant so I'm often tired as hell during the week after 8 hours of lifting parts in a VERY VERY hot building. So I've been getting acclimated to it for these last...month actually

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So I haven't been active much these last few weeks with like 0 notice

Sorry about that. Life has been crazy as shit and I finally pulled the trigger and turned in my two week notice at the retail job I'm currently at. And after May 11th I'll be working in the "painting" department of a welding company with my dad, and my mother is coming along.

We just said fucking it to the BS at the grocery store we work at. and the plant gives better pay and benefits

So my entire life style going to flip, I traded 2 days off and stress for 1 day off (If any. Gotta play catch up after the world crashed) but 0 stress with customers and all the overtime pay I can stomach. And further feed my nightowl lifestyle. So its time to hunker down and get the ball rolling on paying bills and shit. Never think you can't send me asks for Pan and stuff. I just won't be near as quick anymore.

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why not? @miss-ryomen @lycan-moonstar

hey.... @ everyone.... make yourself in this picrew or perish ૮꒰˵• ﻌ •˵꒱ა 

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JJK || tiktok prank where you put them in s*x positions

(Yuuji, Megumi, Gojo, Nanami, Toji, Sukuna, Naoya)

warnings/tags: suggestive content, crack

A/N: this is so bad i apologise, I basically saw a tiktok where this girl puts her boyfriend in different sex positions under the guise of yoga, and now here we are😭 (this is “child’s pose” btw)

Yuuji :

genuinely excited to try out yoga positions with you, it’s like one of those “cute couple things” for him.

“Okay, so I get on all fours like this?”

“Uh huh, and then you just press your head forward in between your arms and arch your back.”

“Ahh, I definitely feel the stretch...wait, why aren’t you doing it?”

You die laughing while babyboy is just confused. Wakes you up at 12 am when he sees it on his tiktok feed and you’re confused as to why his hands are kneading the flesh of your thighs while he looks at you worriedly.

“I never thought you felt that much of a burn in your thighs while doing that.” 🥺

Megumi :

god knows how you’ve gotten him to agree to this, and even then, it’s still very begrudging agreement. Plus, you have to dress up in full yoga gear for him to actually take you seriously.

“Okay so this one is called a ‘froggy hop’. You squat down low and then you bounce- but keep your feet on the ground.”

He had sensed that you were upto something from the start so he’s pretty quick to catch onto it, the sincere concentration on his face turning into a scowl as he realises it “mid-hop”.

You’d be tackled down on the couch within seconds, him groaning into your neck in embarrassment, while you’re still laughing.

“We’re never-ever doing yoga again.”

“Sure sure, whatever you say ‘gumi!”

Your eyes widen, laughter dying down a bit as his hands pin your hands above your head, pout still evident on his face as he mumbles,

“I don’t think I mind the yoga pants though.”

Gojo :

we’ve all seen this man and his giraffe legs, so this was basically a way for him to show off his “flexibility”. Plus, he makes the effort to wear one of your yoga pants. When you mock him- he simply declares that you’re jealous his ass looks better in it.

“Huh? I’ve never heard of this one before- but it’s nothing Gojo Satoru can’t handle.”

He’s so dramatic with his movements, full on pokes his ass out while he bends his knees on the couch and holds onto the arm of it.

“Okay now you just put one of your leg up and arch your back- yup just like that.”

“Oh-”

Your attempt at running away is butchered by the 6’3 man throwing you over his shoulder and carrying you to the bedroom, a loud smack being delivers to your ass midway.

“Well, let’s see if you can handle a little more yoga for the rest of the night.”

Nanami :

another one who begrudgingly agrees, and you think it’s because of the rant you went on about the “stress-relieving” benefits of yoga, but in reality he saw you so excited about something and simply couldn’t deny you.🥺🥺

“Okay, so now we put our legs up into the air, and then you just press them to your chest.”

“Is this some new type of yoga? I can’t say I’m familiar with any that we’ve done today.”

Nanami still does it though, and you feel a little bad but at the same time you’re trying so hard to stifle a giggle that you end up snorting instead.

It all clicks pretty quickly after that. And before you know it, you’re being pulled on top of the man, his hand sliding inside the back of your shirt, a lazy but knowing smile resting on his lips as he says,

“Well, my love, allow me to teach you of the yoga positions I know about.”

Toji :

he will not do it. period. and you’d end up pouting and telling him about the prank.

“Ok, we’ll do it-”

“Really?!”

“...but you wear those grey yoga pants and I get to put you in the positions.”

“That’s just...regular sex in yoga pants Toji.”

“Exactly, now go change.”

“...”😐😐

“I’ll get you takeout afterwards.”

“Deal.”

Sukuna :

you’d probably have to sell your soul or something for it to happen- orr really hurt his ego.

“You’re just scared your ancient curse body can’t handle it.”

(Safe to say, your body was not able to handle what came afterwards). But, here you were in your living room later, the curse smirking while looking up at you from the floor where he laid in “child’s pose”.

He was a little suspicious from the start anyways, and it all came to him as he waited for you to look a little defeated, only to find you clutching your chest from laughter instead.

“Oh, so you think you’re the boss now huh?”

He made sure he took you in all those positions combined and more 😀

Naoya :

“yes, you just bend over the couch like that, and put your head on your forearms.”

You realise you’ve finally got him in a vulnerable position.

Seeing your chance, you kick him in the ass before driving a knife through his back. Then you run away to find a much better man (perhaps King Kita who drinks respect-women juice, unlike the fucking doormat you were dating.)

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Reminder: Ramadan starts evening April 13 2021 and ends evening May 12 2021 (x)

This picture was taken from @jeonsnotes on instagram (x) with permission.

Feel free to reblog this and use this if your account involves swearing and/or sexual activity (including smut).

I have included some information regarding Ramadan from @jeonsnotes (which I will link at the end) below the readmore. Many thanks to @papillonsgf​ for bringing this to my attentions!

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Iris Heart

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Pan has some disapproval for this but that's cause she is being needy.

yall know how on ramadan, all of the satans/devils are locked up and shits so they wont disturb people on the holy month and my heads just empty thinking of how megumi and itadori would tied sukuna up bcs why tf no

itadori: do we need more ropes

megumi: yes tie it tighter then we can set him on fire

sukuna: oi oi i-im a curse not satan *nervous chuckles*

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Pretty much all the problems in jjk currently are happening because Toji was broke.

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I'm re-watching JJK from Episode one cause I can and I can't believe I never noticed.

The fact that Megumi actually closed and re-open the Thermostat house doors. Like did he really expect it to just reappear if he wasn't looking at it. That too damn cute. Nvm the fact he hops to see if its on the roof.

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To be fair, one of your muses would join us. sooo

I’m sad tell me something silly please 💕

im not good at telling jokes but here, have a dancing Gojo instead. he's kinda silly so...

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He hands it on a silver platter really. The dork

I’m sad tell me something silly please 💕

im not good at telling jokes but here, have a dancing Gojo instead. he's kinda silly so...

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Yuji: Are you sure this is the right direction? Sukuna: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Gojo: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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REBLOG THIS IF:

- you support trans kids under 18

- you support trans kids getting surgeries before 18

- you support trans kids starting hormone therapy before 18

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@mod-officialsukuna Gimme my hotspring asks

"Had to pop up when I was having a bath, huh, brat?"

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Someone stop me, its been a whole ass week and all I've drawn is him (feat. Yuuji my bby) and twt ain't helping at all-

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he could totally break out if he wanted... 👀