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dorian gray (and the friend in question was henry wotton)
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“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).
let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.
#yes this but also#skill issue if u don't understand my ships#I'm galaxy brained and they make perfect sense to me#i will not elaborate#emperor's new clothes of ships
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fascinated by this quora thread positing the bruce springsteen gay multiverse
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Reblog if you ship the world’s top two sexiest women! 👑🌹
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This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
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getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on wait wait hold upa minute stop
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there is something deeply funny to me about jokes
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My meat selecting what porn to watch next
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i have turned it into a letterboxd list: good films that are free on the internet archive!!!! Each film is linked in the notes on letterboxd. this will be continually updated so it's a good link to save if you want to keep up!
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oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
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The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice
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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made
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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.
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