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Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”
It was about blood types
As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of
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Honestly though, Robyn you have no idea how lucky you are that you spent most of this season on the opposite side of the law from Clover. Because if y’all were still anything RESEMBLING teammates, Clover does not have the kind of friendship with his current team that allows for 3am textwalls about his failure to seduce his government-assigned twink.
“Robyn help I think I’ve lost my game.” “Clover are you aware you are texting my official Council number” “I DON’T THINK HE EVEN LIKES ME ROBYN” “Clover this scroll bill is paid with taxpayer lien”
“I’m serious you have to help me I don’t know how much harder I can telegraph to this man.” “have you tried not being a cop” “REALISTIC SUGGESTIONS ONLY PLEASE, YOU’VE SEEN MY FACE.”
“It’s me, isn’t it. Robyn is there something wrong with me???” “do you really want to go down that road after waking me up at 2:47am”
“I am walking around SOLITAS in a SLEEVELESS VEST. I am COURTING FROSTBITE for this gorgeous man. Did you see how tight the crotch on my pants is???” “wish I hadn’t” “He hasn’t even LOOKED. Does he even know I’m gay?” “im blocking you” “ROBYN PLEASE THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME.” “i take it back I’m sending May to your location with a machete” “ROBYN DO I LOOK STRAIGHT????” “and a clock since you obviously don’t own one” “ROBYN IF I LOOK STRAIGHT YOU’RE HONORBOUND AS MY FORMER TEAM LEADER TO TELL ME”
“Do you understand what it means when I of all people can’t get lucky?” “im going to wake Fiona up and she is going to banish your dick to the shadow realm”
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More RWBY Ep. 9 Thoughts
Something else I love about the whole airship scene in chapter 9 is the implication that out of the five Ace Ops, Clover and Elm are the closest. I love that idea. They make adorable best friends. And now I want a best-buddies bonding scene between them at some point because I think it would be fantastic. Even if it’s just one of them ribbing the other over something.
But also…
“Bromance” Energy:
NOT Bromance Energy:
Bromance Energy:
NOT Bromance Energy:
The fact that these two scenes occur almost back-to-back is the perfect way to illustrate the difference between a platonic friendship (Clover and Elm) and one with romantic tension (Clover and Qrow). And I love CRWBY for it.
Also, notice how Qrow flirted back in the last episode and as a result, Clover has significantly upped his game? Qrow basically gave him the universal signal for “Yeah, I’m into this” in ep. 8 and Clover is eating it up.
And just look at how happy Qrow is. Why the hell does anyone want to take that away from him?
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“They didn’t have to include that but they DID” is the name of the game for fair game.
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us every week expecting hardcore fair game:

us every week when it doesn’t happen because our expectations were too high:
us every week CLINGING to the one (1) fair game moment that did happen:

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I mean, they already invited you, didn’t they?
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Qrow is outside and Clover’s in the next room. I can’t even tell which Semblance did what
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im just gonna wait for the memes to roll in now
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Clover really does just let his emotions flow freely when he’s alone with Qrow, huh? Usually he’s either stoic or has that professional friendliness going on but when he’s with Qrow he’s:
Sympathetic
Smug
Playful
Casual
Concerned
And very
Very
Flirty
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I watched RWBY 7 with my friend and this is what fair game content came of it
Him: They’re close right?
Me: uh huh
Him: ...
Me: What.
Him: do you think clover’s lucky enough to throw his pin thingy and block Tyrian from poisoning Qrow again?
Me: Dude
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