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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

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The RSF is cutting internet and communications in Sudan.

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based on the rules of my au they’d both be human! but they absolutely hang with them all the time! there is a bit of a barrier considering all four of them could lift a car if they tried but for the most part jargyle are close with all of them! jonathan and nancy are still close friends and argyle gets along with everyone obvi.

mythical moment au fruity four hcs <3

i promise chricki explanation post coming soon i am just struggling a bit with the finer details <3 so for now have gay people hcs

-as mentioned before steve is a BIG ASS WEREWOLF and this translates to his actual height that mf grew like 4 inches in a month he’s tall and he and nancy are both the scary dogs of the group yknow- and its kinda funny u have no idea who to be more intimidated by this BIG ASS MAN or this small woman with multiple guns and a dream

-robin is absolutely stronger than steve and she dunks on him so hard for it. they arm wrestle all the time and robin always wins and nancy is always a spectator (for science)

-eddie is the strongest in the group and has taken to just. picking them all up. bc its funny. he’ll be looking for something and he’ll just lift nancy over his head like it’ll be under her and she’ll be up there like kill kill murder destroy. eddie obviously picks steve up and steve is always a flustered mess bc no one could pick him up before and now literally everyone in the group can.

-out of respect for eddie and nancy they never go anywhere during the day. nancy has a nice parasol collection that she uses when she has to go outside but it still sucks and eddie literally can’t be outside it’s always unbearable. they’ll often group together in the wheeler’s basement and enjoy indoor activities like “who will be the last one standing after uno battle royale” (its nancy)

-friends who slay together deal with angst together bc there are rarely days where they’re all just a-okay. the more they shift the more steve and robin really struggle with body pain and nancy and eddie are always at war with their own self control.

-SPEAKING OF SELF CONTROL steve and robin are the prime time vampire food sources simply bc they heal so fast. they’re both willing doners! nancy is incredibly careful, after the carol incident she’s terrified of going too far so she always takes frequent breaks and presses kisses to robin’s neck where she bites and makes sure that she’s okay the whole time. robin finds the process enjoyable because 1) she’s helping nancy and 2) nancy is so careful it’s actually nice and usually they cuddle for awhile after <3

-eddie on the other hand is sorta incapable of being careful. he just kinda pounces and takes his share and once he’s calmed down a bit he cleans steve’s neck (yeah sometimes with his tongue leave me alone) and gives him a weird but strangely effective massage while steve regenerates his lost blood and they almost always take turns watching movies while this happens. (eddie educates steve’s tastes)

-firm believer in these mfs being overly protective of one another simply because no one gets them like they do and they’re a little family okay. they always cover for one another whenever someone slips up (robin accidentally breaks things a LOT) and they’re all sorta codependent on each other. there is STRONG nancy eddie vampire solidarity and they become really close friends- as there’s strong werewolf solidarity w stobin. they all pair off with each other in their own ways (yes im absolutely talking strong platonic stancy reconciliation and robin eddie bonding over being kinda strange <3). 

-full moons are an ORDEAL. nancy is actively busy all night keeping robin from running into oncoming traffic (and that one time when she almost mauled someone (i’ll elaborate later <3)) and eddie is just trying to keep steve from getting spotted because he’s always trying to go into town! like they will shoot you babe! there are always close calls and eddie and nancy are almost as tired as their partners by the end of the night.

-fang gang fang gang fang gang yeah they all have fangs yes they all bite each other what do you WANT FROM ME

- mike: “hey nancy what’s that on your ne-” nancy: “why dont we stop talking rn”

-being that they only go out at night and hawkins is an apocalyptic nightmare sometimes they go out of town to bars and oh my god there have been so many bar fights

-technically they could all lay waste to any bar patron that tries to start shit but nancy has canonically broken the most noses

-they all get matching tattoos of little daggers bc they are all allergic as hell to silver and the tattoo artist just has to look the other way when nancy and eddie’s blood are both bright red in a concerning way like curious george movie level red 

okay that’s all for now im a big fan of gay people if u didn’t know

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no this is so funny because my post wasn’t about steve! never was and never will be. don’t reblog my ronance post talking about steve. it’s not about him. im really tired of this fandom making everything about that man! bc its not❤️‍🔥.

and on top of that… rewatch the scene… there’s literally the portion of that fight where robin was trying to get a demobat that had landed ON NANCY’S BACK off of her. there’s sm platonic stobin content on this app, go look at that instead of saying shit on my ronance post.

local internet user fails to comprehend someone might be doing smth for two people at once

ppl that don’t believe in protective!robin are simply wrong sorry :/ ur telling me robin ‘it took me 6 months longer to walk than all of of the other babies’ buckley kicking it into high gear and tearing at demobats w her bare hands bc they’d gotten to nancy isn’t protective🤨 she might not be as unhinged as nance but it is there!!

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where is my fic of nancy getting sensory overload in public and going nonverbal and robin stumbling across her in a secluded area and helping her through it

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i love the confident nancy flustered robin trope but i LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE the confident robin flustered nancy trope

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nancy wheeler

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international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

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if you hate nancy KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF!! it’s embarrassing 

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LETS GO LESBIANS (el hopper) LETS GO LESBIANS (robin buckley) LETS GO LESBIANS (nancy wheeler) LETS GO

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petition to make the sapphic senate the worlds biggest lesbian polyam relationship you’ve ever seen

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so i was thinking. imagine if there was a new male character in s4, or even just eddie. and he offered to accompany nancy to the library, where they exchanged those looks, unprompted brought up steve and jonathan with hints of jealousy, nancy chose him instead of steve to go to penhurst, where they shared discreet hand touches, he showed a better understanding of nancy's view of the world than jonathan, then ran away together and laughed on their gateway car, then nancy chose him over steve again to explore a creel house house, then nancy shyly asked him if they were friends "as in officially?" batting her eyelashes and blushing as they walked through the woods clearly paralleling lumax an established couple, and he dove into a lake and followed her into an alternate dimension and fought demobats with his bare hands for her, and then he kneeled down in front of her for no reason other than wanting to kneel down in front of nancy wheeler, and then reached out for her hand when he was scared and called out her name when the upside down vines caught him, and

absolutely EVERYONE would be convinced nancy would be head over heels in love and married to that guy before s5 even came out. but because robin is a woman it suddenly isn't realistic huh?

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AND ADDING TO THIS robin is canonically a mean lesbian and has absolutely flamed people multiple times i feel like the people that paint her all uwu soft r a little strange…

ppl that don’t believe in protective!robin are simply wrong sorry :/ ur telling me robin ‘it took me 6 months longer to walk than all of of the other babies’ buckley kicking it into high gear and tearing at demobats w her bare hands bc they’d gotten to nancy isn’t protective🤨 she might not be as unhinged as nance but it is there!!

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ppl that don’t believe in protective!robin are simply wrong sorry :/ ur telling me robin ‘it took me 6 months longer to walk than all of of the other babies’ buckley kicking it into high gear and tearing at demobats w her bare hands bc they’d gotten to nancy isn’t protective🤨 she might not be as unhinged as nance but it is there!!