pangkeys

[pangkeys]

gonna start going back and adding colors to names on transcripts. bc colors are fun. also it makes it easier to read. for me at least

[pangkeys]

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P: -No, No- Guys, Guys..

L: Ros, I want you to know how long I spent clearing up that mess.

P: You need to shut up-

L: ( giggling )

P: You did- You spent ten minutes- You spent ten minutes helping me, finishing-

L: All I’m saying is that, like-

P: ( indignant Pangi noise ) Zip it- Zip it.

L: All I’m saying is that the water wasn’t gone until I arrived, you know?

P: You spent Ten. Minutes. helping me? And then- And then you went to everyone.

L ( overlapping ): I think that’s a very noteworthy point to make.

P: You went to everyone saying that was you.

L: ( laughing )

P ( overlapping ): STOPPPP STOPPP I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T STOPP I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T STOPPP

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( talking about how tr!bad should take a life from tr!lukey )

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B: ( … ) Do you think Lukey would appreciate it though?

P: I’m- Hey, between me and you? Uhm… ( laughing ) Don’t tell this to Pangi, but I- I have a feeling that Lukey really really really likes to be- hunted down.

B: ( nodding ) Uh huh?

P: Or being some sort of like.. yeah. I don’t- I don’t know, I think- He- He pretends to be this nice little fella, but I think he’s sometimes twisted in the head a little bit. Sometimes I can see a little bit of enjoyment in it, so.

B: No yeah I’ve noticed, he’s definitely ( ?? )

P ( overlapping ): P-Pretty sure he will- He’ll have fun with it, either way.

B: Okay!

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L: DUDE! What the hell-!

P ( overlapping ): Waiittt, I found the exit! Waiittt-

L: No- I WAS HERE! You lost there. Not a chance-

P: I don't think I lost, I don't think I lost, huh-

L: You cheated-

P: I did not cheat!

L: You- you- Wh- I watched you, running along the walls!

P: ...I don't know what you're talking about, I think I did this fair and square!

L: What the hell, you're a cheater- Oh, so that's- That's how this is going, huh?

P: How-How dare you call me a cheater, what?

L: So you're-So you're a- So you're a cheater.

P: What were you doing at a pub at 4 PM?

L: Oka-Okay-Wh-?! ( laughs )

P: Who goes to a pub at 4 PM?! Who goes to a pub at 4 PM?!

L: It was- Hello, it was a restaurant, I was-

P: You were at [hers?] place weren't you?

L: -Who's place?

P: Oh you know.

L: Who's place? Say it Pangi, say it. Say it!

P: ...

L: Yeah, that's what I thought.

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L: Okay- Do you have a strat?

P: I'll, uh- I'll just follow you man. I trust you.

L: You hug the left- Wait, what if we made- Okay, waitwaitwait- Stop, stop. Instead of- What if we. What if we made it a competition.

P: What do you mean?

L: Like- We- We race.

P: First to the other side?

L: First to the other side.

P: ..Dude if you want your ass to get destroyed, yeah.

L: ( laughs ) Alright, you're on.

P: Sure.

S: I thought that was the point of the date- ( laughs )

P: SCOTT! Scott-

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S: -There's nothing that is affected other than us not getting to witness your beautiful skins.

L: Mm!

P: Well- I- You can see my skin, I don't see the problem.

L ( overlapping ): It'd be shame- it'd be a shame to miss out. On-On the sight.

S ( overlapping ): Yeah it's fine now, that's what I'm saying. I'm-I'm saying you can keep it.

P: Aw, thank you Scott.

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P: I'm not- How am I upsetting the people when I'm looking like this?

L: Damn! Oooh! ( laughs )

S: Oookayyy!

P: How am I upsetting the people?

L: Wait you're blushing too! Wait- ( laughs ) Aw the little- wait, the little tail? ( that's his back lukey but sure )

P: Wait they put blush under my- Oh my god. Actually, no it's done. It's done. Chat- you guys actually put blush under my eyes? You guys are fucking freaks. You guys are freaks!

L: Awww.

P: You guys are freaks!

L: No that's so cute.

S: Lukey, armor off. And in barrels.

L: In barrels?

P: I'm not putting it in barrels.

S: Yes.

P: Sorry, can't do that.

L: Okay, but like-

S: ( sighing ) Fine, just take it off.

L: Loo- Pangi, Pangi it's in hotbar, it's in hotbar, okay? How's that.

P: M'kay... Okay, alright, where we going?

L: ( hits him ) ( laughs )

S: Who do you think right now that's online is going to kill you, let's be real?

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L: You won't get mad if I take my armor off right? ( to Scott ) He gets normally- he gets angry if I take my armor off right.

S: Pangi It's me. I'm not gonna kill anyone- I don't have the patience or time for that.

P: ...

L: I mean I'll- I'll try not to scare you I suppose.

S: It's a trust exercise.

L: You trust me right? ..I dunno about bob..

P: Lukey...

L: Uh huh?

P: Put the helmet back on.

L: What?! ( puts it back on )

S: Pangi..

L: Aw jeez.

S: Armor off.

P: You just- ( incoherent ) It- It wasn't necessary!

L ( overlapping ): ( laughing ) Armor off!

S: Armor. Off. Put it away.

L: Yeah armor isn't necessary.

S: Yes, your armor and weapons are not necessary here, you don't need to-

L: Okay, okay, what about- what about like- Okay, what about like- hotbar. Okay actually, no- The- I mean, the- this- I didn't know this was a thing.

P: ( deep sigh )

L: ( giggling ) This guy. ( ... )

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L: Yeah, I still need to cure Sneeg, I'll be like- Sn- I'll be like, 'Remember that- remember our mortal enemy that like, hasn't logged on in ages. ...We should still probably help him. It's kind of like charity, yknow?' ... ( reading chat ) 'If you stand up Pangi-' Oh, oh god Bad will kill me- Okay, I- Hang on, where- How am I sta- Oh, yeah, I'll take that, sure. I-I'm not- standing up Pangi at all. If anything, he delayed on me. He said, 'Sorry Lukey, I have- Lifesteal arrangements' It's like- Damn. So first- Yeah. You steal peoples lives, and now- and now my heart dude? What's wrong with you? Why would you postpone like that? And he was like, 'Sorry. There are just important things to do.' And I was like, 'I'll just die. No honestly it's okay. Like it's fine. I don't care. I don't even care anyway. No I'm- I'm busy. No like it's fine.' Uhm- yeah. Conversation ended there.

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L: I want the double jump for christmas, is what I want! Is what I want. Is what I want. That- and, yknow, i'll put a ring on it. I'll say it. ( ... ) 'the bar is on the floor' like literally, just give me- my jumpy boots. And- yeah. No, I'll be- You w- You win me over. That is literally all I want. And- and my pearls, and a few gapples. ... And my yacht. Now that I think about it, and a yacht- I need my yacht. And- he still hasn't built the sauna, or, yknow, the red carpet, or- but like it's fine. Uhm- What else- Guys what else do I want? Mmm, hmm.. -I kn-I know how many diamonds this man has. ( laughs ) Uh, I need a wife- I need a wi-

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L: Y'know- Y'know some would say i've been- biblically loyal, up until this- ( laughs )

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P: ( snorts ) Lukey doesn't know.. Ohh-

P ( seeing Lukey said hi to Pili in chat ): Lukey is too nice. Lukey is too nice chat. ... Lukey is too nice.

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P: ( reading Lukey's msg ) 'Wait can I get a house?'- Dude, Lukey you can have a house. Of course you can have a house. Dude, Lukey, you- I got you man. Alright- No, Lukey, you can have a house. Wait- Lukey, what if we share a house. Hear me out. Yknow? Cause like one house kinda expensive, so we could like, be roommates, yknow? Cause like- if we both buy our- our own house, yknow, it's just- a waste of money, no? Right? Right?

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P: It's funny to me chat, how- like- I know Lukey like- ( sighs ) I call him a hamster, right? - Oh, Ros is on as well! - I call him a hamster, right. I- He's- he tries to like, not? But then- he has like- flight duration one. Like isn't that a little crazy? Like who does that. We have enough gunpowder. It's not like he has to save it! I don't know. That's just something- He's trying, sure, yeah. He tries his best. Y'know, he can be a hamster. 'He did tell you to teach him everything' Yeah i'm gonna teach him, to just like- use flight duration 3.

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L: Hey- ( small voice ) I'm just a guy man, what'dy mea- ( mumbling ) Hey, I'm just an innocent little boy, i'm not ( ??? ) ( laughs )

P: Lukey do you wanna- do you rather be a- do you rather be a hamster, or a- a fucking- monster.

L: No, Pangi, please- This is why I said last time, I was like 'Dude I want you to teach me everything.' Like-

P: M'kay!

L: When it goes down, I need to be able- like as much as I appreciate your help, I need to be able to hold my own too, which i'm-

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P: Lukey?

L: Yo.

P: We're going to Ros.

L: We are, or you are. I didn't hear what you said. Honestly-

P: Honestly-

L: You.

P: M'kay. Yeah you just keep on- cleaning man.

L: I'll be here, don't worry. ( Gridding it up! )

P: Thank you. Appreciate you Lukey. You're the best. I'll see you in a bit.

L: No worries dude. Anytime. Let me know how it goes! G'bai!

P: You'll probably see it in the chat.

L: W-wait- Okay. Cheers to that. ( laughs ) Alright, welp-

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P: Look, whatever happens, you got my back?

L: Yeah! Oh, dude- this has been so long overdue. I'm just glad you're on board with it now. ( laughing ) I'll be- I'll be honest. Li- I had put in on hold, since- yknow, the whole, like, corruption thing was going down of course, that took priority but- but oh, man. ( laughing ) We're- we're so back, Pangi, we're so back!

P: Lukey?

L: Uh huh.

P: We never left.

L: ( laughing ) We never- Yes! See that's the spirit.