#*lukey pov

[pangkeys]

( transcript )

P: -No, No- Guys, Guys..

L: Ros, I want you to know how long I spent clearing up that mess.

P: You need to shut up-

L: ( giggling )

P: You did- You spent ten minutes- You spent ten minutes helping me, finishing-

L: All I’m saying is that, like-

P: ( indignant Pangi noise ) Zip it- Zip it.

L: All I’m saying is that the water wasn’t gone until I arrived, you know?

P: You spent Ten. Minutes. helping me? And then- And then you went to everyone.

L ( overlapping ): I think that’s a very noteworthy point to make.

P: You went to everyone saying that was you.

L: ( laughing )

P ( overlapping ): STOPPPP STOPPP I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T STOPP I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T STOPPP

[gremnda]

Hello! I really love your art style! It is so pretty! I was wondering if you could draw Pili 2, five apples tall? Thank you for your time. :)

Sir Pili of Fools, on the hunt

[mikaikaika]

Love how none of the trpangkey enjoyers are normal about them. They've known each other for about 2 months but just like them the fans have just straight dived into the deep end from the get go. Constantly on our minds more than they are on each other's. Saw this traumatised depressed pangolin caring way too much about this traumatised clumsy hamster fluent in yappanese and couldn't help but be dragged in by our throats as they fall in love. Like we had no choice yet no one's complaining. Watching pangkey isn't enough need them shot up my veins. 10/10

[deerdogs]

Istrpangi vs supposedly fully back to normal trpangi. uh huh. the phrasing of "weak" too. Pointing at my sign that says "i dont think he immediately is going to be back to trpangi as we knew him and it will probably take some time not just for his personality to go back to normal but for all of his memories to come back”

[eepy-deebser]

sooo heres a fun little thought experiment /rp obviously

Why does Yellow hate Lukey?

A) He killed and is in a feud with one/multiple of their members B) He pranked their entire base, causing the castle to lag C) He was originally part of Yellow, before being kicked out D) He stole many of their members valued possessions for attention E) He existed

VVV Answers VVV

If you guessed: A, I'm sorry, you are incorrect. That is in fact what Badboyhalo (leader & strongest of the faction), Pangi (righthand man), & Krowfang (or: The Red One, hated by the kingdom's architect) have done! The first two are actually generally well-liked by the Kingdom, despite being the biggest threats and aggressors. Krow, while hated by the Royal Architect, isn't targeted by the rest of the faction because of this.

If you guessed: B, you're definitely incorrect! While mischevious, Lukey hasn't actively antagonized Yellow past generally defending himself in arguments and good-natured ribbing that all the realmers indulge in. This was actually Tubbo– the unexplained god and general joy and whimsy haver! Alongside Bad, he bred a crazy amount of pigs in what was dubbed the Porkalypse, and dropped them over Yellow castle. This was seen as fun and lighthearted, and Tubbo is well-liked by the Kingdom.

If you guessed: C, you may be confusing two well-spoken weak white boys. Jester Bartholomew, better known as Owen! Our lovable Jester larked a little too hard and psychologically shredded the prized Architect. Aw man! But he's dead now, after finally showing the King the best part of the joke: the execution.

If you guessed: D, that one was Badlinu. There isn't much to unpack there, just that they all forgave him for having good reasons (being attention-seeking)

If you guessed: E, you'd be right! Yes, Yellow despises Lukey simply because when he appeared, Roscumber didn't like his vibes. So she killed him, and they've been tripping over their high horses to justify it as "justice". Ignore the fact he's never resorted to any violence! He's evil, and if it doesn't seem so yet, remember: he will be some day. If we push him hard enough, degrade and belittle him enough, one day we can mould the perfect monster. Then we have the sacrificial scapegoat. And we were right all along.

[anonymous-dentist]

Weird Science!Pangi is like “Guys I’m such a good #Ally that I locked my lesbian best friends in a closet for three hours at the bowling alley so they could spend some time together!! 😎😎😎👍👍👍”

Meanwhile Ros is two seconds away from hyperventilating (“Pangi! I’m homophobic! Let me out of the closet, I’m homophobic!! I’m not a-” *whispers* “-lesbian!”) and Aimsey is staring into the void contemplating bashing their own skull in (“Ros, you don’t have to whisper the word ‘lesbian’, I’m right here.”)

(“Oh! Aimsey T-V! I didn’t notice you!” *is blushing* “How are you feeling, Aimsey T-V? ‘Cause I’m feeling GREAT, being locked in this closet with my bestest friend!”)

(“I’m doing fine, Ros, thank you. I’m glad to be here with you, too.” *yelling* “PANGI LET US OUT OF HERE! ROS IS LOSING IT!”)

And Pangi is like “I’m such a good #Ally, I’m literally the ‘A’ in ‘LGBTQA’. I should get a medal from the Keepers for what I’m doing to help the lesbian community rn”

[doubleslashkarma]

i havent seen anyone post this clip so i just wanna make sure we're all aware this happened. its a bit old and ik its been talked about before but i just wanna make sure

(march 5)

[paperboyhalo]

#1 Pangkey rizz

[terezicaptor]

HOW DID I MISS PILI SAYING "I WASNT ASKING AS A FRIEND" WHEN HE WAS ASKING LUKEY TO THE BALL

[sunshinereani]

if you make a deal with the devil, then you break the deal with the devil, you don't get to be mad that the devil came to collect in a way you don't like.

[saltyyetbland]

god im too much of a fucking nerd i feel like im back in 2020/2021 analyzing frames and inventories during dsmp with everything im honing in with the lukey/bad situation

[pangkeys]

(transcript)

P: Sometimes I might get a little hungry Owen.

L: Aww, that's okay bud.

P: For you-! Ah!

L: ( laughs ) Better still? Okay,

P: ( laughs )

L: I messaged Owen.

( ... )

P: ...Sorry. I-Sometimes it's just like, easy. To pull that, y'know?

L: No, y- I-I actually e-envy how-how easily, you- you pull it off. Like-

P: Yeah, I don't know- w- is-I can only do it with men, though.

L: ( snorts ) Yeah, what's up with that?

P: I can't pull those things with women, for some-

L ( overlapping ): When are you getting a girlfriend, Pangi.

P: Mmmmm.. Do you want me to get a girlfriend?

L: ( takes a breath ) ( laughing ) That's a crazy question. Well, there's, uhm- Aw, no- I was gonna say Beky Bekyamon but they're married already, yknow, you've- you've missed- you're, you're late.

P: ( laughs )

L: You know who- you know who isn't married right now?

P: Who?

L: ( looking at the camera ) Oh, yknow. There's a few people.

( ... )

[sharffffff]

Oooooh you want to drop some fic ideas into my ask box so bad

[mikaikaika]

Never ever ever <3

[minmape]

you're so right for being a pangi main... his streams are so silly I fw it heavy. When pangili was going through their first divorce I watched all the streams it was so OUGHHH

- 🥩

the first pangili divorce had me clawing at the walls. my heart cried more than my body could produce tears.

[jo-speaks]

POV: you’re at your wedding reception with Luke and you do that trend when your bridesmaids hand him risqué Polaroid pictures throughout the night to get his reaction

WEDDING NIGHT SHENANIGANS

overview: luke gets a few early gifts on your wedding night.

warnings: suggestive content below the cut, mentions of alcohol consumption (other than that it's pretty smooth sailing)

note: this might be one of my favs honestly. thank you for requesting nonnie 🫶

Today didn’t feel real. As of an hour and fifteen minutes ago, you were officially Mrs. Luke Hughes. The ceremony had gone exactly as planned, your wedding dreams coming to life with the man you love waiting for you at the altar. 

Now, you were sitting at the table with Luke, his hand on top of yours as it rested on his thigh, thumbing at the wedding ring that found itself around your finger. You laughed as you watched Jim and your father attempt to do the worm on the dance floor. 

“He’s too old to be doing this.” You joked, your husband laughing along with you.

“You’re telling me.” He replied.

The two of you shared a smile, something that had been happening since the first look. He watched with admiration as the purple strobe light hit your face, illuminating your features. Luke cupped your cheek, the cool feeling of his wedding band sending a chill down your body as he pulled you in for a loving kiss. 

You pulled away after a few seconds, your lips lingering with his. Even with the sweet moment, you decided now was as good a time as any to give Luke a gift. One he could carry in his wallet, glove box, or anywhere else he wanted to get a good look at you when he was away.

“I’ll be right back. M’gonna go talk to my mom.” You whispered, placing a parting kiss on his cheek before standing up and making your way to the table at which his mother and yours were sipping wine. 

One of your bridesmaids noticed you flash her a glance, effectively receiving the signal that it was go time. She grabbed it from her purse before making her way over to Luke.

As she approached, he met her eyes and flashed her a friendly smile, not expecting her to have something to give him. She handed him the Polaroid face down, giggling slightly before walking away again. 

Luke raised an eyebrow before he flipped it over, the other eyebrow coming up as well. In his hand was a picture of you in lingerie, posed in a risque position. A heavy blush rose to his face, hidden by the strobe lights which had now turned red. He could feel himself getting aroused, but not yet to the point where it would be noticeable if he stood up. 

“Lukey! Get over here and come dance!” Quinn called out to his younger brother, not knowing of the gift he just received. 

Luke quickly nodded, stashing the picture in his inner suit pocket, standing up to join his brothers on the dance floor. He snuck a glance at you, seeing you be so innocent and friendly as you chatted with his mother.

~✩~

It had been a few minutes since he received the first of many images for the night. He had processed the first one, not letting it distract him during the dance-off your, now intoxicated, friend had started. Your families and friends had been split up onto the two sides of the floor, one of your best friends currently going against Nico, one of Luke’s best men. 

The room erupted in laughter as Nico began doing what looked like an interpretive dance as she attempted to breakdance. In the midst of all the chaos, another one of your bridesmaids had managed to sneak to the other side, her eyes darting around to find your husband. 

She found him, subtly sneaking up to poke his arm. He looked down at her, seeing she was holding out her hand to silently tell him to do the same. Once he did, he was blessed with another Polaroid. 

He blushed, anticipating what he would be met with as soon as he turned it over. Luke cupped his hand along the side of it as he flipped the small rectangle, his smile widening as he took in the contents of this one.

This time, it was a picture of you covering your breasts with your hands, the rest of your body still on display. Luke covered his face with his hands, catching the attention of his former teammate, Ethan. 

“You alright, man?” He asked, noticing the joyful look on his friend’s face.

Luke nodded, running his hands down his face before they fell back to his side, “I’m good. My girlfriend thinks she’s quite the comedian though.”

“You mean your wife?” Ethan corrected, laughing at the way Luke’s smile grew at the new title. “Well, from the times I’ve met her, she’s fucking hilarious.”

“You have no idea.”

~✩~

The night was still young, the party still thriving. 

By now, Luke had received six more polaroids, all of them making it extremely difficult for him to keep back from dragging you away from the celebration.

However, he managed to keep his composure, laughing with you as the two of you watched, yet again from your table, as Jack got whisked away by three children you recognized as your cousins, all of them bombarding him with questions about hockey.

“You having fun?” You yelled, wanting your voice to be audible over the music.

Luke side-eyed you, a smile tugging at his lips, “This is the most fun night I’ve ever had in my life, baby.”

You didn’t even get the chance to respond as you noticed your maid of honour approaching the table. Luke started laughing, rubbing his hands together as he knew exactly what she was bringing him. His reaction caused you to giggle uncontrollably, not expecting him to be this excited.

He put his hands out in front of him like a child begging for candy as she proudly placed the image in his palms. Luke excitedly turned it over, his eyes shutting as he put his head down, his brain short circuiting as he took in the picture. 

This one was you, fully nude, his initials inked into your skin right on your hip. You knew exactly which one this was, having planned the best for last. 

In the previous pictures, your panties had been on in order for the tattoo to be a surprise. You had gotten it a few weeks ago, wanting it to be healed in time for your wedding night, and it had been a struggle to keep it from Luke. Thankfully you had managed to keep the secret, making this moment that much more special.

“Do you actually-” He cleared his throat to compose himself, “Is that actually on your skin?”

You smirked, “Yeah. Thought you’d like it as much as I do.”

By now, the blood had not only rushed to his face, but to his cock as well. He reached over to hold your hand, gripping it slightly to keep his composure as he leaned over, his lips right by your ear.

“Enjoy the night, baby. Because the second we get out of here you won’t be able to walk for a week.”