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the girl with the crocodile teeth
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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy
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June 25: There, in one of the great boxes, of which there were fifty in all, on a pile of newly dug earth, lay the Count! He was either dead or asleep, I could not say which—for the eyes were open and stony, but without the glassiness of death—and the cheeks had the warmth of life through all their pallor; the lips were as red as ever
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i can't really call my old job "bad" because the woman who ran it was delightful and actually treated me like a human being (very rare quality in a business owner), but the whole thing truly was held together with string and packing tape. insane that she kept it going that long
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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https://dieworkwear.com/2022/08/26/how-to-develop-good-taste-pt-1/
From the comments "In my experience clothing on anyone looks best when it is done with confidence. We are all different shapes and sizes. I was really struck by your post on dressing well that included John Goodman in a faded t-shirt and jeans. He rocks it!"
Excellent advice, whatever gender or style one is looking for. Thank you
I'm a trans guy and Derek, I can tell you my wardrobe has improved a huge amount simply by reading your threads. The "dress for your body type" stuff never worked well for me; your threads about putting together an intentional look and for getting a good fit - that's 99% of the game.
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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future" is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."
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AU where berdly's gaming knowledge allows him to instantly recognize what's going on with kris but no one listens cause he's annoying
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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Hope for the democratic party?
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Pig #1: *Wakes up*
Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea
Pig #3: Let's run around Mama
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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
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