why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’
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Something fucky this way comes
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about cracking a beer and praying the rain helps put out the fires
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Painting over beautiful wood furnature with chalk paint is this generation's version of installing linoleum over hardwood floors. And that is the hill I will die on.
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