pantsaretherealheroes
pantsaretherealheroes
that's pretty freaky bowie
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my life is pretty much all party all the time, obviously
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pantsaretherealheroes · 4 hours ago
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im at the first aid class im at the lesbian bar im at the combination first aid class and lesbian bar
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pantsaretherealheroes · 4 hours ago
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pantsaretherealheroes · 4 hours ago
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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
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pantsaretherealheroes · 6 hours ago
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Emlenton, Pennsylvania, USA
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pantsaretherealheroes · 6 hours ago
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cities with rivers running through them 8/10 cities with rivers on the edge: 5/10 cities with no rivers to be heard of: 3/10
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pantsaretherealheroes · 7 hours ago
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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn
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pantsaretherealheroes · 7 hours ago
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MUTUAL I HAVE DECIDED IS COOL LIKED MY POST
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pantsaretherealheroes · 7 hours ago
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there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person
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pantsaretherealheroes · 8 hours ago
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NEW GIRL 3.21 - Big News
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pantsaretherealheroes · 8 hours ago
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And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.
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pantsaretherealheroes · 8 hours ago
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I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the background behind the text and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.
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pantsaretherealheroes · 8 hours ago
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Just finishd gay porn
ALL OF IT???????
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pantsaretherealheroes · 13 hours ago
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I'm starting to go the opposite direction of all the "you're a literal baby infant until 25 bc your bwain is a baby bwain :(" shit
We should be treating teens as more adult than we do. I don't mean some lowering the age of consent creep shit, I mean presuming competence. Get a job, learn life skills, learn to cook, be fully responsible for a pet, walk places alone (in daylight) or with a friend, have intergenerational friendships, teach skills to littler kids, be someone people can trust with more than wiping their own ass. Be someone they themselves can trust to do stuff and go places. We're stealing children's confidence by treating them like they can't do anything. Treat them like they can and should do many adult things and more will find the confidence to practice at them.
Yes, the brain isn't finished growing when you're like 15. No, you shouldn't get treated like a preschooler till it is. The general experience of adulthood is like 90% practice 10% maturity I think. The maturity is needed but it doesn't account for much if you just do nothing.
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pantsaretherealheroes · 13 hours ago
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me and the mutuals whenever wuthering heights dir. emerald fennell
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pantsaretherealheroes · 13 hours ago
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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