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9-1-1 · 3x01 · "Kids Today"

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On Irish trains we have train magazines for some reason and I would like to inform u that hozier is on the cover

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for @buckweek 2025 - day 5: "glass doors" ↳ the 118 breaking the glass doors rule for buck

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something so interesting to me is when langdon is trying to weasel his way out of the conversation with robby regarding why he yelled at santos and robby pushes back. but robby isn’t even defending santos. i thought he was going to tell langdon something like “it’s not me you need to apologize to, you need to apologize to santos.” but NO robby is angry that langdon is lacking in leadership/teaching ability. he’s angry that langdon is disappointing him, not about the impact langdon’s outburst made on santos. it’s actually so insidious.

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Sun showing up saying Feel the burn.

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Emerald Haywood Appreciation (Nope, 2022)

Oh and I’m Emerald Haywood! I also act, write, direct, internet, fashion, VFX, motorcycles, baby... And I make a mean grilled cheese if you’re looking for Crafty! I’ll be over there...

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Oliver for Principle Magazine.

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something about the wave of Alfred Molina thirst makes me think of that “Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny” essay. shan’t elaborate right now but give me a moment.

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the mean-flirting thing doesn't work with me i'll literally want to kill you if you're mean to me even once

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"Anora wasn't a good movie but you gotta admit that a movie about sex work winning so many awards in this political climate is revolutionary!!!"

Both Nazis and Fascists supported the opening of brothels because they helped reinforce the idea that women are to be subservient to men, if not as mothers and wives, then as means for sex. There's nothing revolutionary about Anora winning, and it's even less revolutionary in this political climate. You guys are just allergic to history books.

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sometimes you just watch a movie everyone's hyped and you want to like it and you've liked the directors other movies (save red rocket, i did not like that one) but you're just like. really. this is a four star movie to most of you. we're all laughing about this skinny 23 year old sex worker being terrified and attacked and tied up because of the slapstick. right.

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just watched anora and yes i liked the russian henchman guy up until like the last two scenes but like. seeing people call him gentleman of the year? oooh he was not totally dehumanising to the 23 yo sex worker he had to physically assault and restrain earlier in the film. what a prince

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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First season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency being like