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Reblog if today is not your birthday.

Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

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hAVING UR SENPAI CALL YOU SENPAI IS SO WEIRD BECAUSE IT’S LIKE

BUT IF YOU’RE SENPAI

AND I’M SENPAI

THEN

WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE????????????

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8-foot giant squid pillow.

You’ll need:

2 yards of felt

1 yard of patterned fabric (I suggest a polka dot-type pattern so it looks like suction cups)

1 medium piece of black felt, 1 medium piece of white felt (for the eyes)

white thread, black thread and thread of the same color as the felt you’re using

pins

about 5 lbs. of stuffing

a couple big sheets of paper to draw your pattern

You can find many of these things down at the many places on Fabric Row, on 4th Street between Bainbridge and Catherine. Pearl, at 417 South Street, sometimes has stuffing if you can’t find any.

First, you need to draw out your patterns. Here’s a basic template to get you started, although most of the measurements are reasonably fudgeable. If in the likely event you don’t have any four-foot-long pieces of paper lying around, just tape a few pieces together.

Once you’ve drawn out your eight patterns, it’s time to cut the fabric. Pin the pattern to the fabric, laid flat, and cut out the following, leaving a half an inch or so of extra fabric around the edge of the pattern:

FOR THE ARMS: 8 felt and 8 fabric cutouts of piece 1

FOR THE, UH, LONGER ARMS: 2 felt and 2 fabric cutouts of piece 2

FOR THE BODY: 2 felt cutouts of piece 3

FOR THE FIN: 4 felt cutouts of piece 4

FOR THE HEAD: 1 felt cutouts of piece 6

FOR THE EYES: 2 white felt cutouts of piece 7 and 2 black felt cutouts of piece 8

So now you’ve got all your pieces ready, it’s time to start sewing them together. I did mine by hand because my sewing machine is busted and I get a kind of Zen buzz from sewing by hand, but if you have a non-busted one I recommend that you use it as it will be MUCH EASIER. You’re going to be sewing everything with the nice side of the fabric facing in, then turning it inside out to stuff it.

THE ARMS: Pin together one patterned fabric piece 1 and one felt piece 1 (with the nice sides facing the inside). Sew down around the U-shape and back up, leaving the top open. Then turn the arm inside out, stuff it (it’s easiest to do both of these things if you sort of scrunch it up like you’re trying to put on a pair of tights, excuse the non-dude-friendly reference) and sew the top closed. Do the same for the other seven arms and rejoice in the fact that this is the most tedious part. Same deal with the two long arms, they’re just harder to stuff.

THE FINS: Pin together two of your piece 4s and sew together the curvy outer edge. Turn the piece inside out, so the seam you just sewed is on the inside, and start sewing up the other side, stuffing gradually as you go along. You should end up with a triangle-ish puffy thing. Repeat for the other two piece 4s.

THE BODY: Put down one piece 3, then place the two fins you have down with the point up and the curvy side pointing in, then make a sandwich by putting the other piece 3 down on top. Pin it all together and sew around the edges with the two fins still inside, as shown. Turn it inside out and move on to…

THE HEAD: So take piece 6 and the ten arms you’ve already done. Lay the arms, fabric side facing you, out with the arms’ top seams in a line half an inch from the top of piece 6. The order should be arm arm arm arm BIG ARM arm arm arm arm BIG ARM. The legs should be almost entirely covering piece 6. Pin them in place and sew a straight line through the individual legs seams to attach the legs to piece 6.

When you pick up the other side of piece 6, you now have something resembling a really weird untied hula skirt. Sew together the two 9-inch ends of piece 6 with the fabric side of the arms on the outside, and keep it inside out for the moment.

PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: Fit the open end of the body through the arms (still fabric side facing out) and pull the edge all the way through the felt cylinder so it’s even with the edge that DOESN’T have arms attached to it. Sew around the diameters of the head cylinder and the body cylinder to attach them, then pull the legs down over the head and you’re almost done!

Stuff the body, then seal it off by sewing piece 5 over the open end (even if you do have a functional sewing machine, you’ll probably have to do this part by hand).

THE EYES: Sew the black circles on the white circles and whipstitch the eyes onto the head. You do this last because you can’t tell where they’re going to end up on the end product if you put them on before stuffing the body.

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I honestly don’t mind if I give out a paragraph and the other is unable to. They still took the time out of their day to reply to me, which is all that really matters. You never know, it could have taken them a while to get to what they wanted to say. I only make it longer because it gives them something to reply to, and if they are able to then that’s all that matters. I hope that makes sense!

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i have no explanation for this

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Game Over >[Keep going] >Give up 

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Ha Ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Rin has been acting really weird lately, since he saw you at the pool.. ” (x)

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눈_눈

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王国弁当３

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i want to see art of professor sycamore discovering sylveon

like

he’s just petting an eevee and suddenly it evolves and he just points at it and yells “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!"

“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

and one of his assistants comes in all ‘Professor, what’s wro-WHAT IS THAT?!”

and he just turns to them and flails his arms at sylveon going “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Melanie ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ yehe ► Are you single ➔ yes ► Are you happy ➔ meh ► Are you Italian ➔ yes ► Are you German ➔ Yes ► Are you Asian ➔ no ► Are you angry? ➔ a little ► Are you Irish ➔ yep ► Are your parents still married ➔ Father is deceased

TEN FACTS ► Birth Place ➔ New York ► Hair Color ➔ darrrrrk brown ► Eye Color ➔  Darrrrrk brown ► Birthday ➔ December 15

 ►Mood ➔ bored

► Gender ➔ Female ► Lefty or Righty ➔ Right ► Summer or winter ➔ winter ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE  ► Are you in love ➔ Neh ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ nonon ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Never been in a relationship ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ nonon ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ a bit ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yep ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yesss ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ yep

TEN CHOICES ► Love or lust ➔ both??? ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced Tea ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Catsssssssss ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ best friends ► Television or internet ➔ Internet ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ don't drink soda ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ night in ► Day or night ➔ night  ► IM or Phone ➔ IM

TEN HAVE YOU EVER ► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Non ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔Ye ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ ye ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yep ► Prank called a store ➔ yehe ► Skipped school ➔ yehe ► Wanted to disappear ➔ yes TEN PREFERENCES  ► Smile or eyes ➔ eyesss ► Light or dark hair ➔ light ► Shorter or Taller ➔ taller ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence yesyes ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationshipy ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ plz dont make me decide

ABOUT ME ► Last Phone Call ➔ mum ► Last phone call you received ➔ mum ► Last person you hung out with ➔ fran ► Last thing you ate ➔ pizza ► Last thing you drank ➔ milk ► Last site you went to ➔  Tumblr ► Last place you were ➔ School

FAMILY ► Do you and your family get along  ➔ pretty much ► Would you say you have a “messed up life”  ➔ non

► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Nono ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nope ► If so, how long ➔ 

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