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just finished reading the dark elf trilogy… drizzt is too babygirl

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blorbo from my ttrp novels

somehow, every time i draw him he looks more moe but i cant help myself..

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i love you front facing coelacanth :]

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KUNG FU PANDA (2008)

TIGRESS vs TAI LUNG

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i remember when a Taco Bell in my town replaced the single use bathroom signs from MEN/WOMAN to URINAL/CHANGING TABLE - most people didn't notice or care and it was fine until someone threw a stink and called the news

the signs were replaced and nothing changed - men still took their babies into the women's bathroom to change them

Sharing space is nothing new. Sharing bathrooms is nothing new. The reactionary outrage is so manufactured.

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also, deer are simultaneously satan’s weakest and strongest soldiers. they die like hamsters or survive things that really should have killed them. biting the dust from an internal hemorrhage after jumping over a fence or surviving 10+ years with an arrow imbedded in their side. fate rolls the dice on every injury and they either get a 0 or a 20. keeping them alive is hard. killing them is also hard.

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"As per my last tablet, this copper is of insufficient quality."

Wilson it doesn't matter how old it is if you don't know what's on it. Amazing Spiderman 69

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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high quality noise collection

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Cute Aggression by Anthony Vincent (x)