paperhandsexe
paperhandsexe
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jean 💤 any pronouns
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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
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i just come here, reblog sea creatures and plushies, then leave.
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expert at spinning
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Being a fish in highly oxygenated water must feel so fucking good
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tinned fish rugs by h.h.hooks
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pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
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okay💗 yay💗 is like a brother to me
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Today’s rabbit plushie is:
Dippy the Rabbit by Ty
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Sky Dragon, Jellycat
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Today’s rabbit plushie is:
Boomer the stuffed bunny ~ by Bearington
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let's bump into mama
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
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ocean jasper spheres from marovato, madagascar.
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