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I made a Dys themed rock at school the other day. I’ll see if I can get a picture of it. I’m so vertumna brainrotted it’s so Solover.
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You mean my buddy Dih?
#dysposting#i was a teenage exocolonist#dys iwatex#brainrot#iwatec#teenage exocolonist#dysthymia#never goon
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Dys has two phones.
One for the huzz (Sol)
And one for the- other huzz?? (Sym)
#i was a teenage exocolonist#dys iwatex#iwatec#iwatex#teenage exocolonist#dysthymia#never goon#dysposting
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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Would Dys be a really picky eater, or would he be that one mf at the table mixing the apple sauce with the chicken sausages
#i was a teenage exocolonist#dys iwatex#iwatex#teenage exocolonist#iwatec#dysthymia#never goon#dysposting
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Dys after commiting quasi-terrorism to runaway with his ‘cool mature older boyfriend’
lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
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Yeah literally forever haha
Noctilucent: If you like humans so much, why don't you just marry them!
Sym (who has been flirting with sol and dys for fucking forever): Believe me, I'm trying
#I always find it so strange that Sym met Dys when he was 9#and that Sym starts flirting with you practically as soon as you meet him#which can be at like… 12/13 years old at the earliest methinks#and I knownits complicated because hes an alien and his body is physically never much more than a few days old#and he doesnt have the human values I guess and understanding of human relationships#but still#this somewhat ageless being flirting with a 12y/o and#getting his freak on with a 19(?) year old Dys#which isnt weird by itself outside of the alien stuff#but he met dys when dys was 9?#its just weird to me#maybe I think too much
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Your honour, they’re the same.
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Writing a short character analysis on Dys from teenage exocolonist for school. I love happiness and joy
#i was a teenage exocolonist#dys iwatex#iwatec#iwatex#teenage exocolonist#im so tired#its only 10:30 but I still have schiol tomeow and I am not getting sleep#why sleep when ao3 is like#right there#i love ao3#if im not at schiols im on ao3#if im not alsoep im on ao3#if I aint walking yhe dog im on ao3#but sometimes I listen to posfic from ao3 wgen ob walk#mmghhhh#eyeball#my dog is n#snoring#he is smoring#never goon#ypu mean my bduyy dys?? dish!!
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dys "i don't want to live on this planet anymore" thymia: *becomes the planet*
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Wouldnt it be so cool if Sym’s left and right hands were switched?? Like… what’s supposed to be his left hand is on his right?? And vice versa? Wouldnt that be cool? Is this vertumna brainrot?
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No context, it is what it is.
#i was a teenage exocolonist#dys iwatex#I can’t wait to recreate this in real life#jk I’m wlw I just LOVE his character#his design is great too#never goon
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I think this is hilarious.
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Dys is me if you even care >.< haha, get it? THIS -> DYS? Because they sound alike? Aha… right guys?
He lowkey looks like one of those grumpy cats. Can you tell from my artstyle that I started drawing via the warrior cats fandom? No? Yes? Yeah I agree. With whatever it is that you. Uh. Said.
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Everynight I fall asleep looking mournfully into his eyes. "I can fix him." You can’t, not really. The kindest thing you can do for him is to be there. And then let him go.
"Promise me you won’t let me end up like that hopeye."
"If I’m trapped here… just let me go, okay?"

He compares himself to a hopeye slowly dying in a cage. Its so joever.
#i was a teenage exocolonist#teenage exocolonist#iwatec#iwatex#dysthymia#dys iwatex#when I get this mf’s keychain he is going in the jar.
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Imo, Sym is pretty creepy either way. Dys knows him pretty early on in the game (when he’s 9!) and in most endings, dates Sym. Its a really creepy situation and all the "don’t tell any adults about me" really rubs me the wrong way. I know it probably isnt intended like that, but depending on how you read into the situation, Sym is a dubious pedophile at best and a child groomer at worst.
I’ll elaborate and provide some of the scenes that made me think this way if necessary.
I’ve played I Was a Teenage Exocolonist so much that even in my first run through of a new game where I’m trying to create tragedy after tragedy so I can justify sending this version of the MC down the military route, I’ve already maxed my perception, accidentally saved my dad, and mostly solved the food crisis AND MET A HARD TO FIND BUT VITAL FOR A GOOD ENDING CHARACTER by fourteen.
But I will say, being able to meet this character at thirteen makes their story so much creepier because they’ve clearly been intended to meet later.
I wanna get worse endings, but if I succeed first I feel bad about going back to try and get Military Hero or similar ones!
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