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Hey uh

I saw ur username on ao3 and i'd like to ask

is that u?

-fshy

uhh

Possibly

Depends on where you found me really, if ya wanna let me know I can say for certain

Also sorry for this being like years late I'm not on tumblr that much anymore

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fuck it someone's gotta get the bad option

poke the mind repeatedly curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back and I. MUST. KNOW.

You brave, brave soul... your sacrifice will not be in vain....... [view post for full]

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thinking about how when you punch a mirror so that it cracks and fractures into multiple shards reflecting your own visage back at you, you're really just ironically surrounding yourself with more of the self you loathe in your quest to attain self-destruction. the grotesque reproductive quality of gouging pieces from yourself in order to lessen the burden of existence, and in the process only proliferating more individual aspects of You, shedding them as you go. much to consider.

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easy peasy euthanasia was kinda cooking with it's hot takes on suicide honestly

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CHAT BIG BIG BIG NEWS

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Objectums and Techums of Tumblr, I would like to present to you; Felix

100 notes and i show you his internals

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hehehehe i love it when they talk to o me like this >/////<

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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

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forgot to post this

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dont look at this its so dumb

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nuh uh

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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I thought that was my job :(

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this