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hello hello, homestuck kin of tumblr! have you been looking for a way to meet other folks in the kin community? maybe wanting to meet canon mates, or have a place to just chat about your timelines?

burgerstuck is a 15+ homestuck kin server run by me (@get-fossilized-idiot) and mod kk (@underfresh). we got kin resources, canoncalls, and a fair amount of general channels as well! it can often feel lonely in the kin community, and this is our way of remedying it. so if you're interested, come on down to the diner!

JOIN HERE!

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could i get a pendulum on whether i kin mituna captor & rose lalonde? and if it's a yes for either one would you mind doing a tarot reading? thanks :] y'all are really great -☀️🐚

mituna: weak no

rose: moderate yes

as for the requested tarot reading i got Alkonost, Namazu, and Kitsune, all upright in regards to rose

deeper look under readmore as always, 

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keywords: distraction, control, wisdom

drawing as a sort of overall reading, these three give a fairly clear impression of your progression as rose. beginning your journey as someone very fixated, just on the wrong things. to be fair, it seems you had rather a lot on your plate preventing disasters and perhaps micromanaging others rather than addressing the problems on your own plate. this lead to a struggle for control; both from outside forces and from within yourself, as selfcontrol is especially difficult when your actions impact everything around you. however, it seems despite the heavy burdens and numerous balls in the air, you did come out better for it in the end, a wiser and more clever person who was more certain of themselves.

i hope this helps my friend

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ello! hope that this lil thing finds any of the mods well! May I get a shufflemancy for how close Dirk an I were? I feel like we were parters, and really close, but other times i feel like we both avoided each other for the entirety of it all(So, two very conflicting timelines) if ya'd be so kind?(also, do not tag as kin^^!/nm)

-a jake with a very conflicted memory

the radio waves brought me "10 Things I Hate About You" by Leah Kate and "Hero of the Day" by Metallica for you

as usual, my analysis is under the cut

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And I'll admit it / Sometimes I miss when we were in it / So I made a list so I never forget / All the things I hate about you Ten, you're selfish / Nine, you're jaded / Eight, the dumbest guy I've dated

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The window burns to light the way back home / A light that warms no matter where they’ve gone / They’re off to find the hero of the day / But what if they should fall by someone’s wicked way? [...] Don’t want your aid / But the fist I make / For years can’t hold or feel / No, I’m not all me / So please excuse me while I tend to how I feel

well Jake, it seems like the radio waves agree with you. while two conflicting timelines is certainly possible, my divination leans more towards a singular one with a massive shift in the diametrics between you two. while i can't pinpoint a specific reason for such a fall out, it appears that you were once extremely close and both felt deeply hurt after the divide between you two occurred and couldn't face each other despite something of a mutual desire to.

sorry to bring you a confirmation of bad news, but i hope this helps with your tumultous feelings nonetheless

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ayo okay i think i get it

in that case can i get a shufflemancy vibes for a dave strider who is crushing hard on a john egbert from a different timeline

john being godteired and davey not

were really close but i dont know if now is a good time to say anything so some vibes of our relationship using this to go off of would be cool thanks in advance bro

hell yeah man, sorry for the long ass wait anon

i got "Golden" by Fall Out Boy and "The Ballad of Love And Hate" by The Avett Brothers for ya

analysis under cut as usual

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Tongues on the sockets of electric dreams / Where the sewage of youth drowned the spark of my teens / And I knew that the lights of the city / Were too heavy for me (Too heavy for me) / Though I carried carats / For everyone to see (Everyone to see)

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Hate stumbles forward and leans in the door. / Weary head hung down, eyes to the floor. / He says "Love, I'm sorry", and she says, "What for?" / "I'm yours and that's it, whatever. / I should not have been gone for so long. / I'm yours and that's it, forever." / You're mine and that's it, forever.

hmm... it's certainly a tricky one to say. the radio waves send the vibe that there's still some unclosed distance that could lead to trouble. however, the final call looks hopeful. while there's the possibility of a struggle or a bumpy road, that road still leads safely to home.

im not sure if this is too helpful for you anon, but i hope it can provide some guidance and i wish you luck

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Guess who ain't dead?

I'm going to try and do some work on my drafted requests.

No promises it'll get done fast, but I missed doing it so hopefully I can give you patient motherfuckers some results.

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Long Time No See: Limited Panel Edit Slots! 0/5 Filled

howdy my hip hoppin motherfuckers, mod clownbae here: its been a real long time since ive seen all of yall :o) sorry bout that one. ive got some free time 2 kill & id like to specifically open up only panel edit requests. so send them on in!

ill keep this post updated as slots are taken, and these r strictlee 1st come first serve. under the cut r examples of panels ive done in the past 4 nonblog related things (fantrollz, personal birthday gifts, etc). please provide a panel number (i will use vast error panels! plz specify!) and make sure 2 describe things for lil ol me, & references are always appreciated. thank you and i hope ur all doin well! :o)

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Long Time No See: Limited Panel Edit Slots! 1/5 Filled

howdy my hip hoppin motherfuckers, mod clownbae here: its been a real long time since ive seen all of yall :o) sorry bout that one. ive got some free time 2 kill & id like to specifically open up only panel edit requests. so send them on in!

ill keep this post updated as slots are taken, and these r strictlee 1st come first serve. under the cut r examples of panels ive done in the past 4 nonblog related things (fantrollz, personal birthday gifts, etc). please provide a panel number (i will use vast error panels! plz specify!) and make sure 2 describe things for lil ol me, & references are always appreciated. thank you and i hope ur all doin well! :o)

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a mmoodboard for annnonnn for a violetblood mmage of hope with blues annnd violets + art/sea themmes

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HI! Can I have a violet-blood, Mage of Hope moodboard for a friend? With lots of cool tones (violet, blue-indigo, etc.) - and no “dull or greyish” colours, and maybe some art-themes? But mostly ocean and swimming stuff, like cool sea shells and underwater trinkets. Thanks, I do appreciate your edits they’re really cool 👍

=() yeah i thinnnk ive got you annnonnn but lmmk if you nnneed annnythinnng channnged onnn it :3 ill post it right away for you nnno queue nnneeded

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heyyyy is this blog still active? :p -roxy lalaonde

we are, we've all just been busy is all

we apologize for the long hiatus yall

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the kids online safety act passed the u.s. senate.

long story short (for anyone who hadn't heard of this before) the kids online safety act, aka kosa, is a bill that will censor online content and resources for lgbtq+ matters, reproductive healthcare, activism (INCLUDING PALESTINE AND LIKELY OTHER CRISES GOING ON LIKE IN CONGO OR SUDAN), mental health, etc. everywhere--its effects likely won't be contained to just america.

today, july 30th, 2024, the senate passed it 91-3. it has officially moved to the house of representatives.

is this a pretty massive setback? yes. do you have every right to be scared, sad, angry, or whatever else about this happening? absolutely. but should you give up hope completely? NO!

even though kosa passed the senate, the house is on break/august recess at the moment. we have around an entire month to get emails, calls, and faxes in to house reps, maybe more depending on when they decide to vote on it.

should it pass the house and get signed into law, we still have a whole 18 months before it actually goes into effect. this is plenty of time for digital rights orgs (e.g. fight for the future, the electronic frontier foundation) and other groups that oppose it to file a lawsuit against it. even if, worst-case scenario, it flies through the house immediately after the recess ends, we can still fight this up to march 2026.

so, yes, remember what's at stake here, but also remember that it's not over yet. we lost a battle, not the war.

below are some resources to learn more about kosa and how to contact your reps (first link) + a page that lets you directly contact progressive house reps, sign an open letter opposing the bill, and view others' testimonies against it (second link):

FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

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IF ITS OKAY COULD I GET A CANON CALL ? over

I WAS JUDE HARLEY ! ALL MY MEMORIES ARE SUPER FOGGY AND BARELY THERE BUT I REALLY MISS MY SISTER AND DAMMEK over

I THINK I HAD A REALLY ROCKY RELATIONSHIP WITH DAMMEK THAT WAS VAGUELY BLACKROM AND I WAS REALLY CLOSE WITH JOEY over

I ALSO REMEMBER I WAS CHUBBY, HAD ACNE AND OTHER IMPERFECTIONS AND WORE REALLY BAGGY CLOTHES over

EVEN IF THIS DOESNT SOUND FAMILIAR SOURCEMATES PLEASE CONTACT ME AT @BIZZARELYJUDEHARLEY ! over and out

lots of good luck to you, jude! we hope you find your people <3

readers, if this sounds familiar give a hoot over to @bizzarelyjudeharley !!

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JUDE AGAIN !!! SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE THAT REQUESTS WERE CLOSED !!! over and out

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Do not worry friend! Requests are closed, but canon calls and confessions are always open! Otherwise we would shut the whole inbox. We like to leave it open for those, and in case anyone needs to ask us something. End of transcript. ]

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happy homestuck day!

apologies we've all been busy with work and school, we appreciate your patience and we aren't dead yet

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xx hey, uh. i have a can0n call, if thats 0kay? im preket xant0x, hem0an0n, 13th sgrub player. i r0leplayed with nepeta a l0t, and she c0nvinced me t0 play sgrub with every0ne else. later 0n, kanaya t0ld me that she th0ught the wh0le team thing was silly, s0 we made 0ur 0wn 'green team'. there were als0 five human kids, but i d0nt kn0w much since i never b0thered with them. i didnt really.. last l0ng, 0n the mete0r. any0nes welc0me, whether this is familiar 0r n0t. interact and ill message. xx

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Promo?

Requests open for all your kin needs! A safespace for IRLs, Kins, Fictives, Intorjects, where I do pretty much everything and reqs are usually open! All the info you need is on my tumblr + strawpage/carrd a W.I.P

Please ⭯ or ♡ to help me out! 38]

all tags under the cut !!!

@hskinhome @tavs-kin-korner @motoroil-recs @paradoxkinspace @homestuckkintime @skaiakin @fictionkin-hell

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Hello!! I'm Sollux Captor and I'm looking for canonmates Im primarily looking for Karkat(she/they/it?), Aradia(she/they) and Nepeta(any pronouns) as I remember being closest to them but others are welcome!! I dont have many memories on how the others looked but I know Tavros had a mullet-mohawk of sorts, and Equius had his hair in a low ponytail I may have been in a quadrant with AA, AC or KK but im not completely sure I do not think this was a SGRUB timeline, and I think i was 14-16 in my memory I am 17 so if you have Flushed memories for me and are under 16 or over 18 please dont interact!! I included an image of myself and my closer friends as reference, the wings weren't always there though Even if you don't recognize me or any of these feel free to interact!! I enjoy talking to other Homestuck kin!

wishing you good luck!

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