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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.

Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.

Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.

Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us

💝

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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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It amuses me deeply how very few fanfic writers know how to spell camaraderie

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y'all i love this thing

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Quick animation test :-3

Been fostering a kitten so i have been a little inactive!

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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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does anyone else get the worst fucking second hand embarrassment from ratchet on syn-then?? like every time “hoo-ah” leaves his mouth i have to bite my cheek and writhe in psychological pain

like good lord i feel like i have to apologize for his behavior to anyone i watch the episode with😭

ratchet: *mercilessly tortures a miner class decepticon*

me: “i’m sorry you’ll have to excuse him. he’s not usually like this.”

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Something silly

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happy pride everyone <3

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I forgot to take my smoothie out of the freezer last night so that means I'm basically having sorbet for lunch and this may be the opposite of a problem actually

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(609): It began the way the best stories do — with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.