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In a couple of days I’ll have been on HRT for a whole year. Absolutely wack

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tw pedophilia again because im still pissed off about what i saw the other day (obviously)

it's not surprising at all that abusers are using 'progressive' or subtle language to get a wider audience. these posts will get thousands of notes sometimes tens of thousands of notes saying 'kinkshaming is wrong thought crime is not a crime' or whatever it is and youll go onto the OPs blog and theyll be outright saying 'i am a pedophile' and the ages they are attracted to and what they 'need to do' with children etc. happens about half the time i see posts like that

there was a post on my dash the other day and the OP was a self proclaimed 'freak'. so i thought lets play are they a freak or are they evil. and on their nsfw blog they are reblogging actual illegal material. ive been on the internet my whole life and ive never seen anything like this before.

the replies were full of people saying they are 'swapping and trading pics of all ages and genders and races' and users who are saying they are 14 talking about needing older men etc. i dont know how these people are finding each other because none of the posts were tagged but there must be a proper concentrated movement behind all of this

the OP was deactivated immediately after i reported it so at least tumblr seems to be taking action when it can but clearly its a flawed system

this is obviously an extreme example as ive never actually seen anything as explicit as pictures before but ive certainly seen a lot of people claiming themselves to be pedophiles and talking about what they want to do and no one cares about that anymore

obviously it goes without saying that not everyone who is kinky on the internet is an abuser or evil, but these predators are specifically riding on the coattails of all this to get themselves an audience. and it works.

i just wish people would pay more attention to what theyre actually reblogging and who theyre reblogging from particularly if theyre playing the victim about how people hate them for their harmelss kinks which is usually a red flag -_- your average user just seems to assume theyre talking about BDSM or something but unfortunately not

it certainly seems rampant now that everyone seems to have stopped caring and people are too busy coddling grown ass adults and reassuring them that theyre not a bad person or whatever. honestly its all just shocking and disgusting and i hate it

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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

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My YouTube has started recommending me this channel where this woman like buys mystery boxes and other random shit and she films all her videos in what looks like a scary run down dirty basement. I would love to see a house tour from her because it genuinely seems like she has bought one of everything on earth

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Labubu hell missile

it reminded me way too much of the hl1 RPG

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Tw for pedophilia

but I just saw CP on this website. Tumblr deleted the whole blog in about 30 seconds after I reported it Harrowing that you can click like two links and end up there. All I did was click on the OP of a post and now I have seen something I can never unsee but I’m glad tumble deleted it so quickly. Jesus Christ

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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?

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speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.

i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.

so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.

and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.

so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.

so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.

and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.

everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."

and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.

i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.

the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.

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Remember when McDonald’s used to have separate boy and girl happy meal toys lmao like girls would get idk my little pony toys and boy meals would have hot wheels toys or whatever… hated that growing up lol

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being 30 years old and aging alongside media that is now Also in the double digits age is a continual barrage of realizing that there are now youngsters who are fully committed to shipping characters you wouldn't ever think about on your own. of Course there's ppl out here shipping phineas and ferb characters together, why would i ever think otherwise

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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

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Was at the dog with the vet for his check up and there was a woman there with a Muscovy duck and it was SOOOO cute it’s name was Lemon 😭😭😭😭😭 I love you lemon

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uhm