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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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obligatory post today

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

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happy birthday, asshole!

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oh yeah.

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I can't find the original post anymore so im bringing this back in 2025

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Two types of TMA fans

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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This is my birthday gift to myself

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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I used to be able to recite Monty Python's Holy Grail in its entirety without pause, but it has been a minute and I might need a refresher on some of the scenes.

i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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So apparently last year the National Park Service in the US dropped an over 1200 page study of LGBTQ American History as part of their Who We Are program which includes studies on African-American history, Latino history, and Indigenous history. 

Like. This is awesome. But also it feels very surreal that maybe one of the most comprehensive examinations of LGBTQ history in America (it covers sports! art! race! historical sites! health! cities!) was just casually done by the parks service. 

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real shit what happened to my father