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hmmm

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hmm what to post on tumblor dot com ? 🤔

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it’s funny how quick men were to come up with the whole “fake deep girls who listen to mitski and snail mail” meme genre because it’s so obviously a response of how uncomfortable it makes them that there are so many successful female artists in the indie scene right now and that a lot of women are choosing to listen to them rather than to men singing about how we’re bitches for not wanting to fuck them

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BDSM

b= bein nice

d= de good times you have with the ones you love

s= seeing your family and friends

m= making sure your future is bright

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no offense but some of you need to make a little birdhouse in your soul

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me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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amy adams going grocery shopping. queen of produce

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“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

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In today’s episode of “Hozier Liked”:

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something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

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I mean, she’s not wrong.

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saw a goth girl today. Evanescent.