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Oh, absolutely. That man 100% smells like nothing but cigarette smoke and awful expensive cologne. Both Scout and Miss P. make comments about Spy smelling bad. The only thing I can guess is that everyone else has just gone nose blind to him because he makes every room he's in smell like smoke drowned in some fancy-ass male perfume.

Hot take, I think Sniper has better hygiene than a lot of people say. For 1, we literally see him brushing his teeth in the Meet the Sniper video, so he at least has decent dental hygiene, and 2, he's a hunter. As a hunter he would probably do his best to not smell like anything.

The other mercs probably think he has bad hygiene because he waits until everyone is far away before showering in the communal showers, or he just uses his tiny shower in his camper.

He probably uses those neutralizing soaps, and I can imagine him being almost unsettlingly scentless unless he has been out on the battlefield all day.

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Ring with fishy, Java (Indonesia), 8th-10th century

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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I know this isn't what I usually post, but I have a small HLVRAI comic that I made! I know it's a little late for the anniversary, but that's ok.

Happy 5 years to Half-Life VR: but the AI is Self-Aware!!

Thanks to @thatonesimp-e for getting me into the series <3

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mickey

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I realize this looks suspicious af but I PROMISE YOU it's not a Rick Roll- it's "I'll Never Smile Again"

He'll never see him again

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Imagining this with this song :)

He'll never see him again

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Things I wish robots could do for me:

Order at restaurants

Clean toilets

Turn off the lights while I’m in bed

Make sure my blankets never fall off the bed

Make me toast

Things I don’t want robots to do:

Think for me

Replace human thought and logic

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Hot take, I think Sniper has better hygiene than a lot of people say. For 1, we literally see him brushing his teeth in the Meet the Sniper video, so he at least has decent dental hygiene, and 2, he's a hunter. As a hunter he would probably do his best to not smell like anything.

The other mercs probably think he has bad hygiene because he waits until everyone is far away before showering in the communal showers, or he just uses his tiny shower in his camper.

He probably uses those neutralizing soaps, and I can imagine him being almost unsettlingly scentless unless he has been out on the battlefield all day.

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Do you think you have enough hats there, bud?

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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YES!!! YESSSSS!!! This song is so Engiespy coded to me- Especially cross-faction Engiespy (Red Engie x Blu Spy, my tragic little freaks <3) I even made a thing where I highlighted lines depending on who I think would be singing- (lmk if you want to see it)

Ok engiespy headcanon, Spy keeps fucking things up for himself cause he’s a dumbass and pushes Engie away without wanting to. Engie’s serenaded him a bit by now so to prove his love Spy does the same and it’s this…

It’s actually insane how spy-centered this song is

There’s way too many lines that fit