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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
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distraction
#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune chapter 3 spoilers#op you're killing me#tennaaaaa QAQ
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car
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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 4 SPOILERS//
Kris is a better person than me cause if I had a day like theirs then came home to this trolling ass store clerk rizzing my mom I’d have a legendary crash out
#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 4 spoilers#deltarune chapter 3 spoilers#dr spoilers#Please tell me I wasn't the only person who got genuinely mad at this scene#I almost went on a full rant in the tags thinking about it again LMAO
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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen
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