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Happy Valentine's Day to Kim Pine exclusively. I hope everyone else has a horrible day and is single/miserable.

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Gonna gay up Kim’s workspace by sitting my ass on the counter since I have the day off.

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“It’s pancake time.” She’s making a giant stack...for herself...is this the hubris of man?

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Sometimes life is about choosing the lesser of two overlords after all.

Actually if they’re both overlords life is about which one pays more.

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Maybe I should work for Uber eats instead.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaa

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Love watching Kim dunk on her parents even subtly.

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If I die it was definitely Kim but like don’t be a fucking narc about it.

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Yeah but they��re not shithead NINJAS, what you’re thinking of is ninja SHITHEADS. Evil ninjas usually become ninjas before the power goes to their head, I mean being able to run on walls and also you know rip logs in half tickles the power fantasy part of your brain. 

Also when evil ninjas show up they’re always followed by like the ninja police and get their ninja powers revoked then sent to ninja jail.

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Kim Kim Kim, my dear sweet pine and slightly maple scented lover mine. Do you REALLY think shitheads would be able to be ninjas? The training is rigorous, most would rather take the easy way to popularity and just play like football or collect Pokemon cards.

I’m never using maple syrup again.

I don’t know, there are evil ninjas, right? They’re shitheads. Now punkasses, I’m not sure if they have what it takes to be ninjas, but shitheads? I feel like they could manage it.

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Kim Kim Kim, my dear sweet pine and slightly maple scented lover mine. Do you REALLY think shitheads would be able to be ninjas? The training is rigorous, most would rather take the easy way to popularity and just play like football or collect Pokemon cards.

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I dunno, kids are kind of shitheads even without ninja training, I feel like that’d be bad.

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Horses are actually pure evil get ready for my 12 hour lecture. Lets break this down.

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“Love Kim.”

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“Breakfast time. Breakfast time.”

“Time to commit. Breakfast crimes.”

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baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

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Not Quite Almost Christmas Time | Tom Cardy

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incorrigiblepine​:

Look I spend a lot of my time being so completely exasperated I just close my eyes because Ive narrowed them so much I know how to type with my eyes closed

But yeah look if we can actually find a place with a bigger yard thatd be great, I dont really use it, but if you would…

Yeah yeah, baby I’ll grill you a rad steak when the time comes. I’m glad you like my dad, though. I’ll try to get him to come up to our place for Christmas so he can meet his grandson, C.G.