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spideypool is like that one couple you know that act like theyre in their 80s and have been married basically forever even though they met five years ago.
like theyll be in the grocery store arguing over what kind of bread they should get but its more of a debate than an argument if that makes sense? but its also kind of an argument, and they both know theyre just gonna end up getting the same kind of bread they always do (probably cracked wheat but im not an expert on bread) and also they both know each others coffee orders better than their own.
i bet they would share a bottle of dr pepper while watching that one youtube video where the guy watched every barbie movie to find out which one was the best, but they drink the dr pepper out of wine galsses and talk about completely unrelated things the whole time. btw i dont care if this is inaccurate i just need to put thoughts about them out into the world they cant stay in my head
#this is NOT about the tom holland spiderman btw#deadpool would never go after a minor#theyre both in their 30s in my mind#maayyyyybeeee mid-late 20s at the absolute youngest#but thats a stretch#im rotating them in my head like a microwave#spideypool#deadpool#spider-man#spider man#spiderman#they would totally go to a coffee shop and be like#“he'll get a whatever the heck and ill get....... uhhhhhhhh”#“he'll get a blah blah blah”#i dont drink coffe i dont know what there is#pretend theyre talking about coffee#but you see what i mean#you see where im going with this?#you pickin up what im puttin down??#you sniffin what im shittin???#thats probably enough tags#anyway if anyone wants to be friends let me know i love having friends
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i just sent an email for a mock government summer camp thing im doing but i accidentally sent basically the same email twice are they going to kick me out or am i overreacting.
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looking at everyone’s abilities and how well a bunch of them seem to be specifically matched to the player who got them and. do you think that scar got the ability where he could “ride his friends” and “blow them/bang them” because grian knew he was definitely going to describe the abilities. exactly like that. like that was 100% on purpose right that happened specifically to cause scar to say those words in that order right,
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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe
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Autism and masking are so funny because like internally I despise when plans change or food feels funny in my mouth or there's a tag in my shirt or I talk to too many people in one day or I have to make a phone call, etc so I always feel like a nervous wreck at any point in the day, but on the outside I'm just 😎😊😃 just vibing and I seem so chill and adaptable and emotionally put together, so it's hard to differentiate like am I GENUINELY okay with this or am I masking
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looking through my d&d notes and none of it makes a lick of sense.
"lower rolls=more pain" yeah thats kinda how the game works????? why was that significant enough for me to write down????
#d&d#dungeons and dragons#d&d notes#i dont know what the hell i was on about#you know its bad when i dont understand MY OWN NOTES#HOW DO I NOT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING#THAT I WROTTE?????????????????????????
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@misotofu and some others said it looked like wings could emerge from Grian's sweater gap. News is, you were correct!
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yall…. scars superpower is being a cat
- sits on things
- bats things off of ledges
- claws you if you hit them
fucking incredible
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Mumbo blew up...
The process making this was finicky but fun
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