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Yeah, that is America’s ass

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The scene in captain marvel where Carol is all like “you’re damn right I’m human,” and then it shows her standing up again every time she failed? Most powerful scene in any superhero film I’ve ever seen. It’s always empowering seeing your favorite heroes get back up again, but the fact that all of that was when she was human? Legendary. Because it was real. If Carol Danvers - pre-superpowers, fully human - can fight through her failures, then I can too.

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googled “brie larson wearing a burger king crown” and got brie larson wearing a burger king crown

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“Captain Marvel is gonna flop”

Brie Larson sipping tea and looking at the $455 million opening weekend:

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my love of trans peeps is so immense that th̵i̵s̴ ̶t̸e̶x̸t̶ ̶p̴ost̶̲͈́͒̋ ̷̥̓̒̂c̸͚̚a̷̢͙̣͑͜͜n̴̝͉͊́̓'̵͈͚͓͇̊̌t̸̢̨̻͎̾ͅ ̵͍̎̍ẹ̷͖͈̘͇̄̊̓͆v̶͚̈ē̷n̸̻̻͂͋͑̿͝ ̸̧͈̳̦̝̌̀̈͑h̴͉͍̭̲̣̀͂͗á̷̘̜̤̇̋̊͝n̴̟̈́͑͋͜d̵̨̝̫̳͗̆l̵̜̰̜͐̈̾́e ̸̯́̊̐iṯ̶̟͂̑̑͝

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i love the headcannon that peter likes listening to people’s heartbeats. like, of course that would comfort him/calm him down, because after listening to his uncle’s heartbeat stop, he’d probably get kinda obsessive about listening to may’s or ned’s or tony’s just to reassure himself that they’re still okay.

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Friends take notes

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if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

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Me going into endgame knowing full well that all my faves are dying:

Me coming out of endgame when all my faves are dead:

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Minecraft? More like

*gets down on one knee* Ourscraft

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lgbt representation shouldn’t be a spoiler lgbt representation shouldn’t be a plot twist lgbt representation should be there and present at the start of your story because being lgbt is not inherently about being in a romantic relationship and being vague about “oh, it’ll show up later” shows that you! don’t! care! about about lgbt people 

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!

its a hammer

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I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

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Spider-Man Far From Home (2019) “You’re all alone. You’re friends are in trouble. What are you gonna do about it?”

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