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i can’t believe no one wants pansy kisses.

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i can’t believe no one wants pansy kisses.

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send ‘big smooches’ for big smooches from this idiot here.

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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@peaceinourrtime replied to your post: what do you think pansy's family was like?

Rod might make a come back ��

in the meantime, mcu pansy will just bother tony. :P

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Ava, such a happy princess 😉 @nataliesaidi

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i really want to throw pansy with all her family complications but sans magic and just her demonic statue she can barely control into the mcu fandom SO BADLY. SOMEONE LET HER PLAY.

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to tl;dr the previous post...

pansy is a lestrange, not a parkinson. she is only three fourths pureblood. her mom is a mess. her brother makes an attempt and is a sweet gay. she’s pregnant when she leaves hogwarts. she was only after malfoy because her mom bullied her into it. oh and bella is tragic, but not to be forgiven for her acts because of her tragedy.

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what do you think pansy's family was like?

an ask from four months ago that i will finally get to answering!@lyraxlestrange

funny you should ask…

i actually have deeply extensive headcanons regarding pansy’s family, the ones she knows and the ones she doesn’t. lets start with the basics? and cut because this is long and i haven’t even gotten to the complicated bits.

pansy was raised in her mother’s family’s very crumbling and in-need-of-being-condemned home, that had once been a very fine manor in a sort of boring backwater county in the middle of the country where nothing ever happens except the occasional barfight at the muggle pub in the little village down the way. a place pansy was never allowed to go.

she grew up with her mother corva, her grandfather aleister boysenwood, and her older brother briar- who was nearly 6 years older-, and that’s it. her father, alberto parkinson, died in the first war, fighting for the cause alongside rabastan lestrange. 

corva parkinson is a bit of a woman lost. she drinks heavily, but in that upperclass sort of way. she pretends the house isn’t falling apart, covers it up with charms and paste. briar is the apple of her eye- in her mind pansy has only one use. the parkinson clan won’t support them at all- they don’t believe in the legitimicy of either briar or pansy, and therefore won’t bother to pay a knut for them, so it’s on corva’s family, the boysenwoods. and the boysenwoods have no money. pansy’s job is to marry rich and save what’s left of the boysenwood name. from the day she sent pansy to school, the only thing she said to her was, “get the malfoy boy. whatever it takes. whatever he asks of you. get him. nail him down.”

and she taught pansy the skills to do that. all the charms to make her robes look nicer than they do, makeup potions, charms and potions to avoid pregnancy. oh yeah, pansy knew that one when she was 11. she shouldn’t have needed to know that until she was old enough to make choices but she did. oh and all the healing charms pansy learned after draco got hurt- corva taught her those.

so that’s corva. kind of a bad mother. but she’s broken for a reason. we’ll come to that later.

grandpa al died when pansy was very young, which is good, because he was a grumpy, sort of hateful lecherous bastard. one thing corva would never admit to anyone even to her dying breath is that she wasn’t the child of al and some witch he met on a wild beltane night. she was the child of al and the daughter of the muggle pub owner’s daughter. who he seduced and then turned away when she turned up at his door pregnant. months later, when corva was born, she dropped the baby off on his doorstep and threw herself into the local river. so that’s the kind of guy al is. the fact he kept the baby and managed to raise her is a miracle. but they still had house elves then. by the time al died, they did not.

briar is honestly some kind of anomaly in this family. he was captain of the slytherin quidditch team, played catcher. he wasn’t quite the best in his class, but he was very good in his classes. handsome, charming, popular, very friendly. but he had a little secret he kept pretty tightly to the vest- he had always known he was gay. it wasn’t until after he graduated and managed to move out of the family home that he could move in with his boyfriend.

the one place briar fails, a bit, as a brother, is that he was very aware of the way corva treated and groomed pansy, and didn’t do anything to stop it. however, after the battle of hogwarts, he does his best to help her and support her.

then there’s the parkinsons, who pansy never met. they’re a british family who moved to argentina in the 1880′s for business matters, and set up a massive family campo outside of buenos aires, where there is a perfectly reasonable magical school, but all of their children attend hogwarts anyway, because they maintain their home london as their main residence. alberto was the firstborn, but of a second son, and was never really going to be important. miguel, the patriarch of the family, never believed that either of corva’s children were really alberto’s, felt alberto was a fool, and when he died, happily cut corva and both her children- pansy was still in her womb at the time- off entirely, threw them out of the house they’d been living in, and basically told them they were nothing.

and that’s the core of the parkinsons. but wait. there’s more.

turns out? miguel parkinson? wasn’t wrong.

neither of corva’s children were actually alberto’s.

time to take a trip back in time! and please know, this is SPECIFIC to the rodolphus lestrange as played by @peaceinourrtime - and the day she brings him to tumblr again, i’m busting out a sideblog for corva.

corva went to school at the same time as rodolphus et all. and my own personal bella was actually dating my own personal rabastan at the time. rod? was dating corva. it wasn’t until rod was recognized by lord voldemort, while he was still in 7th year, for an act he performed that papa lestrange began to view his eldest son- who was illegitimate, with a woman he’d met on a trip to french polynesia, and was raised there until his mother passed when he was 11- over his second, legitimate son, as his heir, that shit hit the fan. by the time he graduated, papa lestrange and papa black had arranged a marriage between bella and rod, which blew up all kinds of shit- rod and rab didn’t speak for ages, rab basically told bella she was a broodmare and he didn’t need her- lies, he was deeply, deeply in love with her and it broke him so badly- and corva…

corva was BROKEN. she wasn’t after rod for his money or anything like that, she LOVED him. and she lost him in an instant, and in slid al parkinson. she didn’t have a lot of options, there were lingering questions about her blood status, and she just…accepted her fate.

a few years later, a chance encounter with rod ended up with briar being conceived. al parkinson was shooting blanks, although he didn’t know and wouldn’t have admitted it, and it was a miracle baby neither had anticipated. briar’s coloring seemed close enough to al’s that only miguel parkinson questioned that he was al’s baby, and life moved on.

and then the war started, really. bella was gone to her obsessions- even rab had lost her by then- and some day i’ll write up all my headcanons about bella and all the babies she lost in an effort to give rod a child until THAT drove her to desperation and in that desperation she found evil and voldemort. rod turned to corva for comfort a few times, and then cut it off. corva realized shortly after, she was pregnant again. a little girl, this time. a baby girl that she brought to the trial when rod was sentenced, along with little briar in hand, giving rod one chance to see his children before he was taken away. (i do headcanon that rod got to meet briar before azkaban, several times, never able to say, “i’m your father”, just you know, hello, young man.)

so, the long and the short of it? pansy and her brother briar are actually lestranges, not parkinsons at all. corva was a mess because the love of her life was lost to her forever and her husband was dead and she was trapped in a crumbling mess of a house. briar does his goddamn best to keep the family together and fails, usually. and pansy walked out of hogwarts during the battle because my pansy at least was three months pregnant and terrified for her baby.

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daily, friendly reminder that my pansy is only three quarters pureblood, thank you and good morning!

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fave pansy ships:

Pansy x Harry

Pansy x Blaise

Pansy x Fenrir Greyback

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fave pansy ships:

Pansy x Harry

Pansy x Blaise

Pansy x Fenrir Greyback

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Pansy. Deserves. To. Get. Laid.

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pansy deserves to get laid.

draco need not apply.

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Poke. For. ??? I dunno. Something.

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they call me a menace, they say that i’m cursed.               but somethin about me is makin ‘em jealous,                                                                                 so listen and learn.

an indie pansy parkinson. in play on various platforms since approx 2003. driven by headcanons, im rp, ooc conversation, memes, banter. potential absences. strongly canon divergent. a vesta production

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Pansy wants to tell her father, when he shows up over at @theshapeofyouu to please put a fucking shirt on for fucks sake. No one needs to see nipple tassels. #trauma