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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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Good luck babe 👀

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Lesbians

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everyone living in EU - please support the citizens initiative for safe and accessible abortion!!

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Seer already knows that Claire and Ranger will one day end up together, but the only person they’ve told about this is Genevieve because for the love of god they need to talk about this with somebody

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I am terribly, sickly, disgustingly late to posting fanart but honestly I'm just happy I'm finally posting this 😭 @castleaudios

I bring you. GENEVIEVE BY CEEBEEKAY 🙏

AND HER, IN MY MIND, SHE/THEY/HE NON-BINARY WOLF LESBIAN PARTNER

And with this post I declare Storm by S.J Tucker to be Claire's song minus the use of the gy-word because Claire wouldn't do that

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There is also Gladys the Golem in the post office of Ankh-Morpork who everyone considers a woman despite her being a Golem with no human biology. They just kind of agreed to treat her as a woman when someone else was making a fuss about a Golem being in the women's washroom to clean it.

Maccalariat: That Golem can't be in there it can't be a woman. Moist Von Lipwig: Sure she can, her name is Gladys.

Checkmate terfs.

Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive

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yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals

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The universe keeps sending signs that gender reveal parties are stupid and pointless and cis people keep ignoring them so they can continue being weird about gender.

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.