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untitled (tight squeeze), 2024

18 x 19 x 23 inches

just realized i never posted this piece here?? i made this in an intro to sculpture class that i took during my last semester of college and its something im really really proud of, i learned how to weld for it!

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Quit nodding off with Nancy Pelosi and come and fuck around with a Fancy Fujoshi

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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

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it's 1am, time to post klaasje snort a line

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one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

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Art by Walther Klemm, 1911.

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The Tale of the Fox (La Roman de Renard, 1937) is a stop-motion animation, by Ladislas Starevich.

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Literally

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little girl whose fursona is a baby cow: for my third wish i want you to make the saying "you are what you eat" literal, no matter the disaster, no matter the pain

genie: yah ok

vampire working his office job: turns into an 8 foot wave of human blood sweeping through the office drowning his coworkers and thoroughly saturating everything, the furniture the walls the floor, with blood carrying a large variety of diseases, so that renovation is not an option and the entire building has to be condemned once men in full body hazmat suits confirm that nobody survived

tarrare somewhere in his grave: turns into a toddler

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no longer shall i wander

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At Montrouge (1887) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

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what about the male homeliness epidemic. some of these boys are plain!