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guys yamakage literally kissed in the nosebleed scene i was literally there

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This news on the first (flip) page of a nation wide newspaper brings me so much joy

This is just a wedding but its so much more, who knows how many parents are finally turning around to support their children

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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I bring you…. Osaakayama

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Pros and Cons of making things

Pro: Thing

Con: Make

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doctor: you only have 3 minutes and 35 seconds left to live. how are you going to spend them?

me:

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I like to think Camilo's room has this tiny stage where in he invites bruno and his rats to put on telenovelas sometimes.

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SOME 4 AM CAMILO HCs BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THEM

swearing TW

- Camilo is weirdly curvy for yknow..being a boy or whatever. Or at least is considered so. He’s super insecure about it. His poncho/rauna (wtf is it called) (besides being traditional n shit) hides all that stuff for him and he doesn’t take it off unless he absolutely has to

- If you dare ever ask his about his gender/sexuality, he’ll smile smugly and/or laugh, maybe throw in a “well, yknow.” And then smoothly change the subject. He has no idea and will stay up all night thinking about it afterwards.

- He has shapeshifted into his female relatives to try out being all feminine n stuff. He kinda liked it, but would never admit it.

- He grew his hair out way too long once, immediately felt weird, and cut it ASAP.

- After the events of the movie, he defenitely snuck questions like “so.. did you see my dream last night? Crazy, wasn’t it?”, “what do screams taste like, tio Bruno?”, and all that to Bruno. Also a few height jokes.

- He twirls and is all dramatic cuz he’s convinced it makes him look awesome (it does)

- A very obvious people pleaser. He can’t say no to anything and WILL do stuff for people if asked. No questions asked. (unless it makes him feel really bad or something).

- He never had many friends outside of family. He made fun of them a little too much and they all left him.

- He acts out dramatic plots in his room with the aid of his gift. Sometimes he‘ll go and ask Dolores if she thought it was good afterwards.

- in a modern setting/au kind of thing, he’s definitely the kind of guy to start shit over the internet and disappear. Maybe make a new account.

- The king of non chalant insults that you don’t get are insults until you think about it for a few seconds

- He absolutely holds mugs in every single way EXCEPT the right way. Its hard to tell if he seriously cant wrap his head around the REAL way to hold a mug, or if he’s just doing it to annoy people.

- He’s very flexible, like, scarily so. He can and will crab walk down the stairs.

- He falls asleep laying flat on his back, arms spread like he’s t-posing. He does not move the entire night.

- He sleeps with his eyes open if he’s REALLY tired.

- He cries VERY loudly. Hysterical noises n all. You‘ll never catch him crying, though. Only Dolores has ever heard it.

- Encourages and fuels every fear Antonio will ever have. “fuck yeah, the dark is terrifying. What if something jumps out and eats you? What if it has sharp teeth and it rips you to shreds?”

- Probably believes in Santa, the Easter Bunny, etc. still.

- VERY awkward around crushes. The love at first sight kind of guy. Usually goes all ”No thoughts, head empty” while staring at whoever his crush is. Tries to flirt but ends up saying stupid shit.

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Y’ALL.

SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIPPPP OMG

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mirabel: he was a boy

isabela: she was a girl

camilo: i am a sentient octopus

mirabel: he was a punk

isabela: she did ballet

camilo: i have eight prehensile legs

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HEY WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME BRUNO MADRIGAL WAS VOICED BY JOHN LEGUIZAMO, AKA, LUIGI FROM THE LIVE ACTION SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT MYSELF

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i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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