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Shoutout to 16 year old me and her uncontrollable kpop thirst

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Summer Tag

1. Age?

20 years old

2. Birthplace?

Montgomery IL

3. Last drink?

Water, man. Gotta stay hydrated as fuck so I don’t sweat to death.

4. Easiest person to talk to?

Probably @uncoupdefil , my boyfriend, or my mom. It’s easier to go to each of them for certain issues/topics but they’re all so great at listening and helping.

5. Favorite song?

I have waaaaay too many. I do tend to listen to a lot of songs on repeat so the top few right now would probably be

KA-CHING by EXO-CBX

Sabor a Mi by Luis Miguel (and many other covers)

You and Me Flume Remix

Take Me by Sisyphus

Pennies from Heaven by Frank Sinatra

6. Grossest memory?

I think everytime I have to take out my menstrual cup is my grossest memory. One time I was so constipated I fainted and was convulsing and pouring sweat so I went to the ER and it was a nightmare. It happened once more but that time I just stayed on the toilet for hours.

7. Hogwarts house?

I’ve taken tests multiple times and I’m an equal split between hufflepuff and ravenclaw - but I think I’m more hufflepuff honestly.

8. In love?

Heck yeah!! Woooo!!! I honestly didn’t think I’d even find someone attracted to me until I was like 30. He’s like my counteracting force in life - I’m too worried and he’s really chill, I’m very shy and he’s not afraid to talk to whoever. I still get butterflies whenever I think about him or see him, but I do miss the sensation of when we were first dating. It was really fun and heart warming getting to know him for the first time. I’m glad he’s my boyfriend.

9. Jealous of people?

It depends on what the topic is. I don’t particularly feel jealous about possessions or status. I do get pretty jealous of people who are so smart and accomplished, but I know if I tried harder I could be at that level too. It’s pretty easy to keep it all in check.

10. Killed someone?

I had to crush an ant at work the other day and I cried in the bathroom because I felt it’s little body squish and it might have had a family. So no, I have not killed anyone yet.

11. Love at first sight or walk by again?

I’m not sure love at first sight exists, although I fell for my boyfriend pretty quickly. I also had a concussion though so I’m not sure that’s normal.

12. Middle name?

Linda - meaning beautiful in Spanish but also named for my grandma.

13. Number of siblings?

I mean one technically but I consider my two friends Victoria and Morgan to be my sisters. I introduce them and describe them to others as sisters.

14. One wish?

I wish I didn’t have any regrets in life. I’ve resolved quite a lot and gotten rid of a lot of regrets, but there’s some I can’t fix. I’m fine with that, since regrets are normal and my actions have made me into who I am today, but I think if I could, I would go back and resolve those things (assuming my present does not change). The feeling of regret is the worst.

15. Person you last called?

A blood donation center called me and I hung up and they called back and I said I would never be home and had already donated blood. I did donate though. They called like twenty times in one month.

16. Question you’re asked most often?

Probably “how are you”. Or “what would you like for lunch/dinner”. Both very deep questions.

17. Song you last sung?

I don’t really sing seriously, like to a song I like, but I Joke-sing a lot. I’m very horrible-good at the falsetto in No Tears Left to Cry by Ariana Grande so I sing it everytime I hear it.

18. Time you woke up?

I keep waking up everyday at like 5am and I can’t ever fall back asleep. I’m slowly decaying.

19. Underwear color?

They’re black - had to check that.

20. Vacation destination?

I’ve always wanted to go to Japan, especially when the Sakura are blossoming. It’s always appealed to me ever since I saw pictures in books as a little kid.

21. Worst habit?

I’m just horrible with food. Eating too much, eating too much at once, emotional eating, making bad food choices - so I gain weight or plateau. I’ve slowly been losing the FRESHMAN SIXTY I put on but I know if I was more diligent I’d be losing weight faster (and healthier).

22. X-rays?

My brother and I were fighting on a swively chair when we were like 5 and 4 and I got shoved over and dislocated my arm. We thought it was broken but when they went to position my arm for the scan they popped it back in place. I’m not sure if they actually did the scan at all.

23. Favorite food?

I eat a lot of salty foods. I just love salt. I’d say any type of rice or rice dish is my favorite.

I tag: @justalittlebitlovely and @grubkiller221 and I don’t have any other friends on tumblr who I think are very active and/or would see this post

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this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

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mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

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HAT COCOON

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mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

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a concept: me, in my cottage, in front of the wood stove, sipping tea. looking outside, my bees are pollinating my expansive garden. my goats and chickens and cows are happy and safe. i feel content with my choices and my future. i unconditionally and recklessly love myself. the local children believe i am a witch. 

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There’s something about Studio Ghibli’s Water physics that I love

While it is a liquid, it tends to behave more gelatinously

It’s so beautiful while almost being awkward *bloop*

Gravity? Surface tension? No? Well, just let me hug her!!

Not even seeming to make skin or cloth wet

It looks so satisfyingly bouncy

Tell me what you guys think and what’s your fav movie thing about Ghibli

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I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.