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If You Could Photograph Your Dreams, It Would Look Something Like This Turkish Artist’s Images

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SUBMISSION: Adam Hillman, Clothespin Line, 2016

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colour my life with the chaos of trouble turned 6 today!

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colour my life with the chaos of trouble turned 4 today!

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'Ok, Who's next?' #Wishful Thinking

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i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crap”

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Mea Martin: Birthday Song

A birthday is a special day it comes once a year forget the world is ending and be of good cheer,  you wake up in the morning and your grandma calls and you spend an hour crying cus only fourteen people wrote on your facebook wall.

And your ex wrote Happy birthday with a lower case b followed by dot dot dot, just happy birthday dot dot dot. what the hell is that supposed to mean.

At work they tie a balloon to your wheely chair, they got you a cupcake not a real cake and you pretend not to care but it was Kristinas birthday last week and they did get her a real cake and she’s only a temp so surly there’s been some mistake because a cupcake’s not the same as a cake. it’s only one fifth on the side, a cupcake’s not the same as a cake but it’s not a big deal I’m just grateful you remembered.

It’s the time of your life till your best friend mentions “oh my god you must love birthdays because you love being the center of attention” well thank you Stephany thank you for coming I appreciate it. You started off fresh and now your feeling muddled people buying you shots like they wanna get you in trouble and stephany is like “is it weird for you that your single but all your friends are in couples?” thanks stephany thank you so much for coming you really know me.

On second thoughts make that gin and tonic a double because it’s your birthday and your older and wiser. But don’t feel sad even if you celebrate the same way as last year by throwing up a kebab. And crying and crying and crying in the bathroom that the cupcakes not the same as a cake it’s only one fifth on the side, The cupcakes not the same as a cake but it’s not a big deal I’m just grateful you remembered.

Source: http://sarahmisssilly.tumblr.com/post/41541446577/birthday-song-mae-martin

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ONE DAY A WEEK LEAVE YOUR HOME WITHOUT A CELLPHONE

i think you will like what happens.

immediately you will notice things small things…

like the color of your car’s dashboard and the way the sun reflects off of it the lady in the car next to you adjusting her shoulder pads at...

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Gay Disney Princes

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Take A Moment...

A great idea…!

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and now, a short song by Mae Martin

When I die, I don’t care what you do with my ashes.

I don’t mind if you throw my body in the sea.

Just promise me please that somebody’ll go to my apartment,

smash my laptop and delete my internet browser history,

So my friends and family won’t see

how much I google cast members of Glee

and read erotic fanfiction about

(this is going to be too much information) Bellatrix and Hermione!

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Mae Martin - The Shower Song

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I really might have to learn how to do this one myself, if for no other reason than to add it to my random skills resume.