partially-existing

[partially-existing]

Farewell online privacy

[partially-existing]

i open tumblr and my room becomes significantly brighter, considering it's been cloudy and rainy all week

[partially-existing]

part one of two songs going on in my head at the same time

♪come kitty kitty your so- a one good honest kiss and i'll be alright♪

[partially-existing]

just read some of my old tumblr posts, im feeling the whiplash

you ever just get so much mental whiplash from something cringey you say to the point its almost physical

[partially-existing]

Hey, do you mind dying?

im immortal until proven

[partially-existing]

you ever just get so much mental whiplash from something cringey you say to the point its almost physical

[partially-existing]

[partially-existing]

my funny is gone :(

[partially-existing]

they’re gonna fuck a peach, couldn’t be clearer

GEORGIA IS BLUE BY A 1,000 VOTES

this is so fucking crazy, this is insane, I’m so excited I’m going to go fuck a peach

[partially-existing]

look at him. I would die for this cutie

[partially-existing]

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

[partially-existing]

Yo, people with acne

These are hydrocolloid bandages. They work wonders at pulling fluid through skin and absorbing all that gunk. 

You can cut them down to size, wear them on your face at night, and in the morning you’ll see a noticeable difference plus the bandage visibly absorbs the goo and it’s gross but weirdly satisfying.

They’re cheaper than most acne products, they work, and 1 pack lasts for ages. They’re sold in the band-aid section of most pharmacies; try them if you can.

[partially-existing]

i couldn’t fit it in but a bonus level is: i hope trump doesn’t die just yet bc it could affect the election/i would like him to experience intense suffering first.

[partially-existing]

A word of advice to trans women

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

[partially-existing]

im going to chomp on a pencil and no one can stop me fuck you

[partially-existing]

shoes are relatable yknow 

[partially-existing]

me: *uncomfy stammering* wowowewewah