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I'd rather hang out with someone who keeps accidentally calling me slurs but treats me like a person, than someone who actively polices every word anyone says and acts like belonging to a marginalised group is my only redeeming quality as a person.

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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."

It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.

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I want to request that you write something very self indulgent as a treat but also include a hot girl somewhere for me, personally. Because I think you're cool.

Yeah... Yeah, I can do that... Also dipping my toe into Omegaverse because you said self-indulgent and that's my only reasoning. There's Nsfw under the cut if anyone cares.

John Price, a solitary alpha in a 'core' pack of four. Any alpha's dream, right? Well. Yes. Typically. But with this group, it was... Different. With two Omegas and a Delta, things got... Not quite 'stressful', but definitely close.

It felt like Johnny and Kyle's heats alternated - whenever one wasn't in heat, the other was, or in pre-heat; which if it was Johnny, was arguably worse. And Simon? Well, it was a coin-toss on what secondary sex his system decided to settle on when the other's cycles started. If it was Alpha, John could relax a little - he had a bit of help satisfying his other boys. But if it was Omega? Oh boy. To say John was exhausted would be one hell of an understatement.

He often confided in two very close friends; a fellow alpha, Kate, and a Gamma, Nikolai. Though Kate couldn't help him physically with his omegas - she didn't find them attractive, nor did she think that her mate would take too kindly to it - she tried to help John plan and prepare. Her wife went into heat often, to the point where it near enough mimicked what John experienced with his mates. And Nikolai? Nikolai was mainly moral support, though he did try to give Price the perspective of his men, and make suggestions of what they may need - or even what could be a good substitute for them.

Before those conversations, there were days when it got so bad for John that he just... Allowed all three men to take whatever they felt they needed from him, too tired to truly care. By about noon he was shooting blanks, but whoever was riding him - he thinks it was Kyle at the time - didn't care. It was about 6pm by the time the three had decidedly had their fill, letting him finally recover a little bit for a few hours.

It wasn't until Nikolai suggested getting them some more toys that John finally found some relief. "Perhaps they just need some more... Stimulation." "They're stimulated enough, Nik, they're on me non-stop.." John sighed, running a hand over his face as he spoke. He felt like he was at the end of his rope. "Yes, yes, I know, but..." Nikolai couldn't help the chuckle that escaped his throat. "They may need other forms of stimulation - vibration, or different kinds of penetration..." He suggested, slowly. He could only hope that John didn't take this as an attack on his dominance or status as an alpha. "And... You think that will help?" John asked - sounding more tired, than caring about any reading he could make about Nik's words. Even Kate nodded along.

"That's what my wife likes." She shrugged. "I can give you a list of brands, if you want. I don't know what your boys like, but it's a starting point." She offered, and after a moment's consideration, Price nodded. God knew - hell, everyone within a two mile radius knew - that he needed it. There was only so much his poor cock could take.

And that's how it started - 'that' being the 141's worringly extensive sex toy collection. Price didn't mind it, so long as things were kept clean and tidy, he didn't see the issue in having however many toys they wanted. One of his new favourite activities, in fact, was trying to guess who had ordered what. Kyle liked stimulation for pretty much anywhere but his cock. "That privilege is for you or Si, sir." He had been smugly told once he asked the Sargent. So clamps were normally his - along with the odd embellished butt plug. He could always tell if a plug was for Kyle or for Johnny - purely because Kyle normally ordered the 'pretty' looking ones, whilst Johnny ordered the more... Elaborately shaped ones.

Johnny liked penetration. Any dildo - particularly the larger or wilder looking ones - was bound to be his. There have been many, many occasions where Price has unboxed the toy for Johnny, and felt a pang of concern. This was twice the size of his own cock - how the fuck did that fit? "I's me little magic trick, sir. I'll show ye sometime, yeah?" And with that, he'd saunter away, likely to test out the toy. Whilst John was curious, he knew he better focus more on his paperwork for the time being. He didn't have time to get carried away just yet.

And then there was Simon... Simon liked vibrators. Maybe liked isn't a strong enough word - the man loves a good vibe. He has a little collection of his own, which he alternates between, all with their own patterns. The weird thing about it? He refused to use them without someone in the room. Usually Price. He didn't normally mind, though, so long as he wasn't doing paperwork. Whatever made the big man happy, he was glad to oblige.

Needless to say, after taking Kate and Nik's advise, John's cock definitely felt a lot less sore most of the time - and he's not falling asleep at his desk nearly as much, either. When he does, though, he can confirm it is not sex related, which is a huge relief off of his back. Not to say that he doesn't indulge his boys often - he definitely does - and he even gets to try some of the toys in return. Turns out both Nik and Kate had given their advice on VERY good grounds.

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You may even say... lmfao.

lol. lmao even

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I'd like to add that one of the earliest surviving written epics/poems (The Epic of Gilgamesh) I believe opens with a scene about sex - a wild man having sex with a sex worker, for six days and seven nights.

So whilst not all erotic art is high art, or meant to invoke discussion as Wincist says, we have to come to the realisation that erotic art is entwined throughout a LOT of human history. To say that it is meaningless is... Just stupid, to be honest.

honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.

stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.

stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.

stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.

no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.

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Going to pop out for a quick stroll then come back to work on drafts/drabbles and maybe some AU stuff... If there's any ideas or questions you folks have, send them my way! o7

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older Alpha!price and a younger omega!reader that he has to be stern with.

price refuses to touch you during ur pre-heat. you feel languid and horny, with a horrible undercurrent or restlessness. but everytime you try to crawl onto prices lap or reach for him he pushes you away and back into the nest. "no. you know i cant handle your heat and preheat, dove." he knows his limits, and wont let himself be tempted.

it sucks. your alpha is right there but instead of knotting you like he should, ur desperately riding a toy instead. hes obviously affected, you can smell his arousal clear as day, but prices clothes stay on and he doesnt even step into ur nest. you attempt to revolt for all of three seconds by refusing the water bottle he brings you, but price threatens to take ur toy and suddenly you feel very patient :)

when ur heat does arrive? hes ruthless, head between ur legs for hours until ur writhing and begging for him to knot you. you feel exhausted and tired but you cant rest without a knot and he knows that. rumbles at you, a hand coming up to massage your thigh "oh, i know honey, just hold on for two more, okay?" plans to get some of ur energy out so you dont try to go through the night.

anyways when he finally does knot u its as amazing and wonderful as always. he leans down to nuzzle into ur neck, scenting you over that beloved claiming bite. he makes sure you eat ur snacks and stay hydrated, growls a warning when u dont. overall an amazing heat partner who knows his limits and pleases you without wearing himself ragged. (old man lol)

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Hey I really like alot of ur hybrid stuff and I want to make a demi human bot on j.ai for it! Do you want a tag or anything?

Receiving this ask was like a personal third tower.

(Please, make fics from my posts, make drawings, print out my posts and make some weird as poetry, but NEVER, AND I DO MEAN NEVER make a fucking ai bot with them. I dont care what the fuck you do as long as its urs and done creatively. NEVER make AI based off anytning I post.)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66863737/chapters/172566085

Comphet Price now has his own AO3 story.

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CAN WE GO BACK TO TWHEN I SAW SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BILLY WIRTH BEING ABLE TO RIP PANTIES WITH ONE HAND?????????

😧😧😧

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[Looks at my entire childhood and teen years]

.... Yeah, that checks out...

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I do be curious.....

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Thank you, kind anon <3

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A little sketch in honor of Billy’s Birthday!!

Besides me being a huge Dwayne fan, Billy is a great actor and seems to be a genuinely lovely person!

Maybe someday I’ll get to show him this in person :)

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Why is Dwayne always serving face in tlb like okay gorgeous beautiful princess take all my blood it's yours

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat