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He heard you all calling him bald so he got a toupée

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the make up industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. im doing none of that in fact

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somewhere a 13 year old girl just had the thought "i wish i was born a boy" for the very first time

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when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

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i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

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does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"

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NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!

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Q:How many pupies does it take to eat a bowl of dry kibbles and bits

A:Only one puppy because it is a puppys favorite food! Howeever multiple pyppies could eat it too

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Gottmik

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars

A Tail & Two Titties Look

Photography by Albert Sanchez & Pedro Zalba

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this is ridiculous

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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness

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I love being gay..... men are hot thank god I get to be horny over them....

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I'm not convinced any of you actually know what a bunny is.