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Miku in Fortnite does nothing for me. I respect that she's a professional and needs to get that bag, but you can tell her heart's not in the performance. If you want to see Miku with a gun, her natural home is Garry's Mod, not Fortnite.
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
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July 5th, 2025. The day The Muppet Joker croaked.
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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
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I made a Tumblr account just to ask you this: PLEASE ban the guy posting in your subreddit he is SO shit. I hate him I hate him I hate him. Everytime the fucker posts there I'm reminded of your existence because I refuse to unfollow any subreddit
HEY REDDIT GUY. POST THIS ON THE SUBREDDIT.
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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant
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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils
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I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those
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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
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