passionedeperdrix

[passionedeperdrix]

... No use in hiding what you have with M. Magnus. It's pride Month, Bernadotte. That closet you're in is made out of glass...

Not to mention you're a slut among women but okay. Be in denial all you want.

Dude you can't be throwing a jealous fit about Désirée and her bf while you were hoeing about through all of Sweden. She only had one lover while you went through a few mistresses - plus whatever was going with Magnus.

I was not “hoeing about through all of Sweden.” That is a grotesque exaggeration. I have lived a long life, a turbulent one, across continents, regimes, and crowns. There have been attachments.. Affairs of circumstance. But never anything that could diminish what I have with my wife. Désirée is not a footnote in my story—she is the spine.

I do not begrudge her for her relationship with Richelieu nor am I throwing a jealous fit. She had a past, as did I. But I will admit I do raise an eyebrow when I read very deeply. One can’t help it. We men are vain creatures.

You make it seem like I wandered through Stockholm like a libertine with a sabre. At the very least I can say I never entertained love letters from men in Paris who use too much cologne and sign their names like they're writing operas. I never said to Désirée that any story with someone else meant “a lot” to me.

As for Magnus—

—He’s a close companion. A friend. A loyal, upstanding Swedish nobleman who is always at my side because… that is where I need him. At all times. Because he is reliable. And available. And… extremely efficient with paperwork. Plus my wife loves him, ask her yourself.

Look, I’m not jealous. I’m attentive. There’s a difference. I simply take note when men start throwing invitations at my wife in public letters. That’s my job as a husband. And as a king.. Wouldn’t you be curious if your beloved wife started reminiscing fondly about Richelieu in the public eye?

Very deeply. Good God.

Anyway, I thank you for your concern regarding my emotional integrity. It has been noted and summarily ignored.

[passionedeperdrix]

Why

Because.

[passionedeperdrix]

Hat man here, it happens that I've now done a bit of research. So I have a question. Do you prefer the classic numbered diamond shako plate, or the more modern one with the regimental eagle on it? I must say, I'm quite partial to the diamond version, but I'm curious as to your opinion. I love shakos.

I prefer the modern one with the regimental eagle, it looks nicer than the diamond, but, it does not mean I dislike the diamond in the slightest, both are good, very good.

[passionedeperdrix]

What do you like about your wife the most?

I like everything about her, with the exception of how little she cares for her own health...

[passionedeperdrix]

Since it's the anniversary of your death, I just wanted to say I am very happy that I can see you again, Monsieur le Maréchal...

I'm very happy to see you once again, and I am forever grateful you stayed by my side during my last days.

[passionedeperdrix]

I think you’re so hot

...? Okay—thank you? I suppose?

[passionedeperdrix]

I'm sorry monsieur Maréchal I should have known better... I shall dedicate my life to hat research in your honour

Good, I expect better from you next time you decide to send an ask.

[passionedeperdrix]

Your relationship with your petite Aimee is so cute

Thank you, I love my wife dearly.

[passionedeperdrix]

Do you have trouble wearing hats. Like do they just slide right off your bald head

...I do not have trouble wearing hats, and, they do not slide off my head. That's not how a hat works. Do your research.

[passionedeperdrix]

Would you be a metalbender?

If this is another joke about my nickname, I would recommend you send it to Murat instead.

I've had enough with his jokes about my cooking...

[passionedeperdrix]

what is a bird’s favorite subject? OWL-gebra 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 do u like it

I believe Saint-Cyr would enjoy that joke better than I do... But it did make me chuckle, so, yes I do like it.

[passionedeperdrix]

Monsieur le Maréchal! It's me, your most devoted aide, Trobriand! We reunite once more! It's been too long...

Kak kak kak kak

(Trobriand, are you crying?)

'Course not, Falcon! I just caught something in my eyes...

Here. Don't ruin my handkerchief.

Thanks, Bourke!

Mon cher Troibriand! It's good to see you again after so long, but no need to cry... I won't be leaving you anytime soon.

Perhaps in a more private setting, I shall embrace you once more.

[passionedeperdrix]

I love you, Marshal

Thank you, anon.

[passionedeperdrix]

...At least it would be in better hands than with someone such as yourself. I doubt you have any basic knowledge on how to care for a bird.

He holds the bird gently, inspecting it for a few seconds before glancing at Bernadotte.

It looks a little bit like you, poor thing, nature can be so cruel sometimes.

*hands you a bird* This a kid of yours?

[ Bernadotte would blink at the bird at his hands, the tiny creature fluttering its wings awkwardly. He'd slowly turn and glance at Magnus. ]

[ Magnus, who is standing nearby, seems baffled, his expression a mixture of confusion and hesitation. He then offers a silent shrug, as if to say "Don’t look at me!" ]

[ Bernadotte raises an eyebrow, then looks back at the bird. After a brief pause, he lets out a dry chuckle. ]

Well, this is certainly… unexpected. I’m not exactly the bird-parent type. That would be more suited to someone like @passionedeperdrix—I’m sure he'd love another feathered companion to add to his little avian army.

[ He gives the bird one last glance before carefully cupping it in his hands, then sighs. ]

Right, well, off to Davout you go. Maybe he can teach you how to march in perfect formation.

[ He releases the bird with a small flick of his wrist, sending it fluttering off toward Davout, not caring much for the creature’s fate. ]

[passionedeperdrix]

Bonsoir, bonjour, salut, etc.

I am Louis-Nicolas Davout, Maréchal of the French Empire, 1st Prince of Eckmühl and 1st Duke of Auerstaedt.

...As some people may know I am not a fanatic of speaking in public settings, excuse me for that, however I do hope to have good interactions with people here. Except for Bernadotte and some other colleagues.

Be respectful, I will not take offenses lightly, especially in the erotic sense, I have been informed some of you are quite... weird.

L. Davout

it is i… the 3rd horseman of the apocalypse, famine,,,,, (@labellealliance) hiii, pls do expect this blog to be a bit ooc or HEAVY ooc at times… this is for fun ! remember that! as per usual, be nice n respectful, you can send nsfw but be chill. be normal. theres a real person running this shit i will ignore u n publicly execute u if ur a mega weirdo. kisses n hugs

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— #lettres pour le maréchal ; ask box responses

— #mes collègues ; the gang. the besties. ("besties" gulps)

— #mes petits gars préférés ; oudinot, ney, lannes, gudin, etc tag (the ppl he likes basically)

— #how to skin a pig ; bernavout tag