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I work in a thrift store and this showed up recently. We named it Footy McVanseat.
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anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
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You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok
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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence
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I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca
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catgirl is not tied to gender. it’s a state of mind that depends on how many atrocities you have committed
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2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june
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✨ Star-Fallen Animated Short ✨
Bonus: They’re fine they are happy, no gays die, I will never ever kill my gays.


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