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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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I love being trans but it's tough sometimes to meet cis people and have to explain myself as masc while hitting them with the

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

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I got a real for real period for the first time in approx. 5 years and I truly have never been more offended in my life, calling the gyn TODAY because clearly my body forgot we do NOT do that here

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yall ever forget you have special interests and then something happens that relates to one and suddenly there is beauty in the world all around us?

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Someone will complain about the US not having any ancient history or architecture and then live in a place literally called Massachusetts. I’ll kill you.

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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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I don't know if this is an exaggeration, but every corporate training I go to I can feel my brain seeping out of my ears and I lose valuable space and elasticity

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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⚔️ T’is Fine

T’is Cool

Thou sayeth we art nothing,

But I knowest the truth. ⚔️

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I’ve been working through some feelings lately.

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“[Keanu] Reeves said a recent conversation about “The Matrix” with a 15-year-old put things into a terrifying perspective. The actor explained to the teenager that his character, Neo, is fighting for what’s real. The teenager scoffed and said, “Who cares if it’s real?” “People are growing up with these tools: We’re listening to music already that’s made by AI in the style of Nirvana, there’s NFT digital art,” Reeves said. “It’s cool, like, Look what the cute machines can make! But there’s a corporatocracy behind it that’s looking to control those things. Culturally, socially, we’re gonna be confronted by the value of real, or the non-value. And then what’s going to be pushed on us? What’s going to be presented to us?” “It’s this sensorium. It’s spectacle. And it’s a system of control and manipulation,” Reeves continued. “We’re on our knees looking at cave walls and seeing the projections, and we’re not having the chance to look behind us.””

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