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So I wanted to know what kind of crystal could go in a wizard staff, right? so I googled “big crystal,” as one does, and got an Etsy ad for This

And as you all know I Am currently taking a geology class, so I am probably more emotionally invested in minerals than usual. But that is...very obviously not a natural crystal.

So I did some looking around on Etsy.

Now, these shops all seem to advertise to the “witchy”/“spiritual healing” type of person. And there are a lot of them. Crystals are a Big Thing on Etsy. And ALMOST ALL of them are obviously artificially cut into the same sort of prism with a triangular pyramid top, regardless of the actual sort of crystal it is supposed to be.

Even like, fucking, obsidian. Obsidian is volcanic glass, it doesn’t form crystals at all, it is not a crystal

I’m not throwing any shade at people who are into crystals for like witchy reasons, but it really seems like if crystals are spiritually important to you, you should know what a crystal is...right...?

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*opens coat* hey kids, want to join my subreddit?

https://www.reddit.com/r/MyersBriggsDating/

I’m a cheesy idiot, so here’s my take on connecting people based on pretty much a pseudoscience. Hey, if people can be matched based on their astrological signs, why not? I’m smol and new and I’m literally the only member. Come hang out with me! 

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Good stuff. Support male victims!

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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.... I was 7. lol

supernatural has been around forever so i'm curious: rb this and tag how old you were when the first episode aired on september 13, 2005

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Update

This is the funniest email I’ve ever received. 

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This is the funniest email I’ve ever received. 

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A shirt that just says “Pants” on the front.

shirts that people without a sense of humour would hate me for

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Before vs After Adoption

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Besides the octopus, Manta Rays are, in my opinion, the most interesting creatures in the ocean. They’re definitely the most beautiful

Huge oceanic Manta Ray spotted near Trinidad. There is a shark of scale.

Source

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Hold on, it takes place AFTER the events of Endgame??? As in... He’s alive??? HELLO???

From IG Story of Michael_Waldron and shared by Loki Series Director - Kate Herron.

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They’ll skip the plastic straws but keep the massive plastic cups. 

Bitches be like “skip the straw, save the turtles” or whatever other trendy environmental movement, but still insist on having an outdoor cat

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I’M DYING

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How foolish. I was so naive. The world is falling to pieces under the shadow of a crushed hope. We asked for 2020 vision, but the future is more impossible to see than ever. 

Happy New Year, Everyone!

Here’s to a wonderful 2020!

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2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this

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“makeup can really transform your appearance. for example i use makeup to fill the void left by nature“

omg same

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

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Happy New Year, Everyone!

Here’s to a wonderful 2020!

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Top song: Natural, Imagine Dragons

Top Artist: Twenty One Pilots

Reblog with your Spotify artist of the year and artist of the decade