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Please give Jill a new outfit pls pls pls im so tired of the blue tank top and the mind slave catsuit pls capcom i beg

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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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Walking around in this heat for 5 minutes has made me reconsider my rush to get off night shift

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this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’

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really everyone you love has something miserably wrong with them or an obvious flaw that won't ever be fixed but like it's up to you what kind of person you can and cannot deal with. someone in my family has anger issues which I can handle and diffuse with no problem, but a person who can't tolerate yelling could not be close to him. another person I know is very anxious & needs constant reassurance and she gets along famously with gentler and more straightforward people than myself, but I can't handle being second guessed all the time. someone who is loosey goosey with their morals wouldn't bother me, but a person with a profound sense of justice makes me feel afraid of getting on their bad side. none of these traits actually make someone a bad person & just because there are personalities I can't handle doesnt mean I'M a bad person either. litany against callout posts for stupid shit and simple incompatibilities we all have to live on this earth together & need to learn how to deal with each other

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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

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Im going ten dollars mode

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

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Have you ever done a single thing (other than sleeping) for over ten hours straight? This is to say you took no breaks, and didn't pause at any point to do something else, even for a little bit.

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How do you feel about the Sabrina Carpenter discourse?

honestly extremely funny that people are so mad about an image that's so tame. people are talking about it like it's hardcore pussy out p o r n and then you google it and it actually looks like a perfume commercial that decided to get a tiny bit risqué

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My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.

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friday 13 you know what that means

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Please please let Jill age just a little bit…just a few little gray hairs, maybe some crows feet….her re3make look was hot yeah but it’s getting old and I wanna see how she looks now as a realistic woman in her 40s

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Night shift is slowly eroding my soul I fear….i thought I could be a lifer but I don’t think I’m actually built to do this forever