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Psych answers the question of "what if we took sherlock holmes and gave him adhd instead of autism" and i think thats beautiful

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in dnd my super intelligent wizard character loves rolling nat 1s constantly he is a cringe fail old man and he’s only real to me and 4 other people and i’d die for him

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i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man

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she helm my willy til i scream

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university: we strive for inclusion of all members of the lgbtq+ community

also university: are u girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary :3

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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you may think you're a poser for spending your life struggling to imitate cool people you knew once in the hopes that the amalgamation of every funny quip and slice of good taste you've ever picked up from someone else will make you a millionth as cool and likeable as them, but really they're doing the same, and the people they're imitating are too. this chain goes on and on until it eventually ends at shadow the hedgehog

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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit

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OUting myself as a fantasy high obsessive!!! I Miss my goobers … here’s a fig and Gorgug I did between uni work 🤩

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More drawings based off screenshot

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used to ask all my friends this and they’d say no and i was like hmm should probably look into that. then i got diagnosed with adhd and gender dysphoria and started living for myself and it very quickly went away.

just be who u are if someone doesn’t like u then they’re not worth being around. it does get better :)

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

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my century-old great grandfather taking a sip of whatever concoction 8-year-old me brewed for him by using every button on the soda fountain instead of the iced tea he asked for