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no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

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Wendy's Vice President of Operations: Ok, everyone's here. Let's get started with our quarterly marketing strategy meeting. Thanks everyone for coming. I believe Mark said he had something he wanted to talk about first?

Wendy's Director of Marketing: Thanks Brian, yes, so one of our social media guys has noticed that a significant portion of our Millennial demographic has taken to depicting the Wendy mascot as a smug anime girl, and I think we could seize this opportunity for some quick conversions with a campaign utilizing this depiction of the mascot.

Wendy's VP: A what?

Wendy's DoM: A smug anime girl.

Wendy's VP: What?

Wendy's DoM: An anime girl who's smug.

Wendy's VP: What?

Wendy's DoM: A Japanese cartoon character with a conceited expression.

Wendy's VP: ...What?

Wendy's DoM: A female cartoon character stylized in the Japanese "anime" art style, originally popularized by Japanese artist Osamu Tezuka during the 1960s, who is expressing mirth over her ability to fool our competitors' brands in the arena of online wordplay.

Wendy's VP: Mark what in the everloving fuck are you going on about?

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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character: does not have an clearly established physical appearance/a humanoid form in canon

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public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc. and you expect them to be perfect students like no

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my kink: changing the font in google drive from arial 11 single spaced to times new roman 12 double space and watching my paper reach the minimum required page count

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lanadelrey: Friendship bracelets I can’t tell you how happy it made me to see this Angel. I don’t even have the right words to explain how good it was to see her!

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does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

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Anyway mother’s day is coming up and if ur mom isn’t super duper I’m ur mother now I’ll see u all at brunch

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Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

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yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

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urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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If you’re ever asked by a straight person who is your celebrity crush but you’re not out and your brain decides to take a vacation on lesbian island and you can’t come up with the name of a single man that was ever famous just say Chris. The other person will immediately say the Chris of their choice amongst the 50 that are famous and you just agree with them.

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ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN REAL???