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Gangle has a message for all of the miserable people in your life 😎✨

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Stay cringe, my friends ✌🏻

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Alt. version with her normal design:

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If we’re gonna daydream abt tenna being able to sentence mix tv shit to talk to ppl I think other darkners should be able to do “what the fuck is that thing possessed” stuff too. Probably just the most powerful ones tho.

All this preamble to say: what if when Noelle borrowed the library laptop sometimes it’d just randomly make a tab open or play music/funny memes so it’s like. Queen’s little way of trying to have some fun with her or even comfort her if it seems like she’s stressed from studying or sad abt life/her family.

Noelle usually gets confused and shuts it down (no malice, ofc) so queen doesn’t try it often. but she cares abt her little light nerd. Consider this. Hold my hand.

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I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

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Bunny binkies! 🐇

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"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

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modern cosette is incredibly chronically online. sort of trapped in her own home and life that she’s always up blogging. she thinks she’s so fucking ugly. she hopes her online friends dont see past her confident persona through the screen. cosette with the shittiest sleep schedule known to man. she is balls deep into reality tv updates and voting. she stares at pictures of women online and wonders why she doesn’t look like them. she’s always watching movies, always on stan twitter. she can’t meet anyone in real life when she only leaves the house with her dad- and what does it matter? who would actually want to talk to this girl with frizzy hair and acne? when she sees marius, she stalks him online. finds his emo myspace and thinks about how cool he is and tries to picture him thinking she’s beautiful before her laptop shuts off, and she sees herself in the dark reflection. chronically online cosette going to bed at four in the morning, feeling sick to her stomach, wishing that when she wakes up- maybe she’ll be one of those perfect girls online

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off 2 sleep

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i love my YouTube watch later list - got some time to kill? pick something that caught my eye months or years ago

but occasionally this happens

it evokes a timbre of loss i don't think i've felt anywhere else. something i know for sure i wanted is gone forever, but i can't even remember what it was.

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disney cartoon creator: i hope you enjoy my new show "living life with the greebles"! i had a great time making it!

disney cartoon creator when they leave disney: here's my new show "i hope mickey mouse kills himself"

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

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estrogen is a ploy by big women to sell more women