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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

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two bros.. chillin in Antarctica… five feet apart ‘cause one of them might be The Thing

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they are so cute

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drawn for my friend ren who hates camouflage more than anything even though iwa-chan was born to wear it…every day

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Did one of those greyscale challenges and I don't hate it, other than Shoyo wearing a blue shirt on his blue skin 😂😂

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How do you think Michael Myers would react to seeing someone else who is taller than him? (Like Lady Dimitrescu)

is so funny to me when people ask "how do you think Michael would react" like that dumb bitch don't react for shit, that's his thing lol he will be like

and not much else

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day 4: mischief/trouble for sunaosa week

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**sees adult shinsou**

Oh no. I'm about to commit a crime. I sure hope a hot mind control hero isn't going to stop me. That would foil my EVIL and ILLEGAL plan!

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"I think of the night in the park, it was getting dark

And we stayed up for hours

What a lie, what a lie, what a lie

You clinged to my body like you wanted it forever

What a lie, what a lie, what a lie"