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unhinged thought-

werehorse

i don't know where the fuck this idea came from, it just kinda spawned in my head without warning and i went "yk what, you could Kokichi that, he's associated with horses"

it's extremely cursed honestly, like what would a werehorse even look like? the first thing that comes to mind is like a fucked up ipotane, like take the idea of a horse-headed human and make it look like it wants to eat you.

anywho yeah i'm sure somebody can do something with this, werehorse Kokichi be upon ye

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the real question is what UR favorite cake flavour is 🤨🤔

ICEBOX CAKE I LOVE ICEBOX CAKE

you can't make it anymore because the cookies you need are discontinued and i've cried a corolla times about that, but the general idea is that you get your container and put some cream on the sides, then a cookie, more cream, and repeat!! you can smooth over the top with more cream, color the cream, or crumble additional cookies overtop

then u put it in the fridge for two hours, and when you take it out: you've got icebox cake!!!

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Cuttlefish

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Trying to write fanfiction for the first time is so humbling, it feels like I've never written anything ever.

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bridget and the marimos

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WE WON!

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U should eat some chicken soup, u look like i have a headache (pff)

oh really do i now? i look like you have a headache? ok sure ill have some cereal

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Makoto: Life hack: be friends with rich people.

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My earliest drv3 memory is when my younger sibling walked into the room the same time as Rantaro's body discovery played and when they asked what was happening I told them he was sleeping,,,

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Taking a nap is always so risky, like, when will I wake up? In thirty minutes? In two hours? In seven years?? No one can be sure.

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HI POOKS WHAT IF I BLACKMAILED YOU AND YOU KNOW WHAT GROM 😈💗

pardon me, but what the fuck are you talking about ｡^‿^｡

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Some of these drawings are rlly old but idc 😭 I'll just dump everything in a little messy pile

Recent Aggie doodles with the bestie @zanenidroin0

Oooof and the last one is from 2023 I beleive ? Back when I was still emo and listening to Mother Mother (I still am) 😔

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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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happy birthday! And happy new year!

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